I don't like sleeping over this early in a relationship.
Wow. All right, well, just leave the money on the dresser on your way out.
E.R. · Season 14
I don't like sleeping over this early in a relationship.
Wow. All right, well, just leave the money on the dresser on your way out.
[after Amspaugh announces a temporary Chief] Here we go again.
I took the liberty of getting you some fitness balls. Start with the lighter one, and you squeeze...
Archie, you couldn't pay me to touch your balls.
[Sarah is having a sleepover]
Oh, you should know, Steffie's a vegan, Kiki has a soy allergy, and Mary Claire is lactose intolerant.
What's left to eat, air?
When it comes to relationships, I guess you could say I have a 'fluid' attitude.
Uh-huh.
When I'm with someone, I'm with them and when I'm not, I'm not.
'Love the one you're with'.
So if you can handle a relationship with no strings, sex with no commitments... then we're cool. [gauges his reaction] Does that freak you out?
No, I'm all good.
You know what really relaxes me?
Hm?
Yoga.
Oh yeah?
Yeah. After a couple of long hours in the OR, a few poses can really mellow me out.
I'm not into yoga. [rips his shirt open]
[gasps] No.
Everyone could use a blessing now and then.
Or a memorial.
We have our dead, and we have let them go. Now let's turn our attention back to the work of the living.
I started drinking again.
When?
The night Joe got hurt. And I.... [long pause] can't stop.
I thought when I came back, we just had to get used to being married again. But then things didn't get better and I thought... [long pause] So what do we do?
I need to fix it. I need to go somewhere, a facility, with professionals, and get better. And I need to believe it this time, and I need you to believe it. [long pause] And I need you to help me. [another long pause] So... so, take Joe... go to Croatia, for your father, while I do that.
You want us to go without you?
Yeah, I just...
But you're his mother!
I know that! I know that! [pause] But I haven't been a very good one. And I honestly don't think I can be until I deal with this.
Can't we do this together?
This is how we do it together! You have to help me do it... alone.
You're not so bad, Dr. Pratt.
I know. It usually takes people a while, but I eventually win them over.
Not every Indian has been to India, Morris.
It's like assuming every African-American has been to Africa.
Yeah, well, I mean, I just assumed... arranged marriages, India. Hello?
You assumed wrong, butt-head!
Jaspreet's gone, and she's never coming back.
Where'd she go?
Well, I could tell you that, but then I'd have to kill you. She asked me to relay the following: Archie, thank you for a wonderful night. It was great, but please stop calling. And don't ever call again. Ever. Harold, thank you for a wonderful night. It was great, but please stop calling. And don't ever call again. Ever. So, there you go. And I'd very much appreciate it if we never speak of this again. Ever.
Welcome back. How was Croatia?
Oh, you know... European.
Morris, are you sick?
No, Frank, I got this IV because I'm feeling a little parched.
I know some of you have been wondering and I appreciate the concern. I wasn't in Croatia for the last few weeks after Luka's father died. They left without me and I was in a residential detox facility. I'm an alcoholic.
I was a bad friend, I was a bad doctor, I was a bad wife, I was a bad mother, uh...
No. We see bad mothers come to here, all the time and you do not qualify. We all have flaws, Abby, but how many of us actually work to fix them?
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