Harold quotes from E.R.

Harold

[to Neela, talking about his "first time" with his girlfriend] I've never been to the dance. I don't know how to do the mambo or pin the corsage.

Pratt

So, Harold, how do you like your iPod?

Yeah, it's cool.

Neela

Abdomen's soft and non-tender.

Pratt

I remember when you had to go to the record store to buy music.

Harold

I bought my first CD when I was 10.

Chuny

Sonosite's ready.

Pratt

So, when was that, like mid-'90s? Eminem? Huh?

Harold

He wasn't around yet.

Pratt

Right, right. Probably, uh, Spice Girls then?

Harold

Mozart Clarinet Concert in A Major, Richard Stoltzman, soloist.

Harold

What I lack in experience, I make up for in enthusiasm.

What?

Harold

Yeah, this being my first chest tube ever, I am really committed to getting it right.

Neela

Not every Indian has been to India, Morris.

Harold

It's like assuming every African-American has been to Africa.

Yeah, well, I mean, I just assumed... arranged marriages, India. Hello?

Harold

You assumed wrong, butt-head!

Neela

If I can't operate, you're dead!

Wuss!

You hack!

Harold

Beeyotch!

Gates

Who are you yelling at, Harold?

Harold

I don't really know.

Harold

Neela, it's over.

Neela

Was I not a good teacher? Did we not spend enough time together?

Harold

We both did our best to make this work.

Neela

Well, was it something I said, or didn't say?

Harold

It's not you, Neela. It's me.