Management is a bitch.
SSam
Yeah, it's not the only one.
“Dream House” · Season 12, Episode 6
In this episode: Neela Rasgotra (3), Ray Barnett (3), Abby Lockhart (1), Sam (1), Eve (1)
We should take a core temp.
I'm not sticking anything up this monkey's ass.
You know, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that.
What's the big hurry?
Zoey's here- she's in Exam Two.
[grins] She is?
Yes, she is. Oh! And I almost forgot. She's fourteen years old.
[pause, grins] Shut up.
She was born in 1990, Ray. [Ray's smile slips a notch]
What?
That's the decade immediately preceding the one we're in? [Ray's smile vanishes]
Are you for real?
Yes! And, in... prison math, I believe, fourteen equals five to ten? [Ray glances around worriedly]
Where is she?
Exam Two. And here's the kicker, Jerry Lee: your prepubescent penis-pal has chlamydia.
I had no idea she was that young!
Young? She's still teething. Although, I don't know, maybe you enjoy that.
She didn't say anything, how was I supposed to know?
Take her out for coffee, converse with her a bit, before you start boffing and handing out house keys!
I don't card my dates, okay?
Oh, well maybe it's time that you started.
1990?
It was a very good year for Chlamydia.
Why didn't you tell me?
ZBZoe Butler
I thought it was just a bladder infection from all the sex we were having.
No, God, not that. Why didn't you tell me how old you are?
ZBZoe Butler
Well, you never asked.
You said you were a student.
ZBZoe Butler
I am!
In what, 9th grade?
ZBZoe Butler
Eighth.
...
ZBZoe Butler
I didn't think you'd like me if you knew!
Well, you know, you're right! Because I also don't like courtrooms, and prisons, and men named Hank who make me their bitch!
I'm sorry.
Why? Because I talked myself into liking some groupie who turned out to be Hilary Duff with an STD?
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