What's the big hurry?
Zoey's here- she's in Exam Two.
[grins] She is?
Yes, she is. Oh! And I almost forgot. She's fourteen years old.
[pause, grins] Shut up.
She was born in 1990, Ray. [Ray's smile slips a notch]
What?
That's the decade immediately preceding the one we're in? [Ray's smile vanishes]
Are you for real?
Yes! And, in... prison math, I believe, fourteen equals five to ten? [Ray glances around worriedly]
Where is she?
Exam Two. And here's the kicker, Jerry Lee: your prepubescent penis-pal has chlamydia.
I had no idea she was that young!
Young? She's still teething. Although, I don't know, maybe you enjoy that.
She didn't say anything, how was I supposed to know?
Take her out for coffee, converse with her a bit, before you start boffing and handing out house keys!
I don't card my dates, okay?
Oh, well maybe it's time that you started.
1990?
It was a very good year for Chlamydia.
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