Connie quotes from E.R.

Connie

I'm heading upstairs.

Doug

Can we watch?

Carol

My God. Connie, haven't you had that baby yet?

Connie

Oh, you won't have me to make fun of after today.

Carol

Thought you were working up to your due date.

Connie

I have, and then some. Doc's gonna induce if nothing happens by Monday. I'm going up to OB for a non-stress test. I feel like a damn elephant.

Doug

An elephant's gestation period is two years.

Connie

Oh, shut your mouth.

Kerry

So you really think Susan Lewis would make a good chief resident?

Mark

Yes, I do. [Kerry leaves]

Connie

What was that about?

Mark

I think I just sold my soul to the devil.

Susan

Hey, what's in the box? Bridal shop?

Haleh

Did you and Al finally set the date?

Lydia

No, the opposite.

Connie

She broke off with Al.

Lydia

I'm returning this ridiculous fake virgin outfit, and they'd better not offer me store credit!

Lydia

What are you wearing tonight?

Connie

My velvet dress.

Lydia

The one you wore last year?

Connie

I didn't pass out and rip mine in the parking lot like someone I know.

Jerry

Come on girls. Sweep, sweep, sweep!

Lydia

Randi's in my way!

Randi

I'm supposed to be in the front!

Mark

Curling, Jerry?

Lydia

We were inspired by Nagano.

Jerry

Only three years and nine months left 'til Salt Lake City.

Connie

These crazy white folk.

Connie

All I'm saying is, you can't go wrong with a Chevy.

Chuny

I've gone wrong many times in a Chevy.

Yosh

I've always admired the Subaru.

Randi

I say go with something classic, like an old Mustang convertible.

Carol

Two babies, Randi, remember?