Carter! I am not your mother! Now, for the last time, get up!
“Good Luck, Ruth Johnson” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Mark Greene (2), Doug Ross (2), Kerry Weaver (1), Carol Hathaway (1), Jerry (1), Haleh (1), Lydia (1), Drunk Patient (1)
100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
I've never heard one go on this long.
Seems like forever.
He can't even count, never drops to 99, 98, just back to 100.
So you don't mind that he's loud and smells bad, just that he can't sing the song right.
100 bottles of beer on the wall... Sorry it's catchy.
Who's on?
General Lee but she's in a meeting with Anspaugh.
I hope you aren't calling her that to her face.
Our new chief of emergency services, would I do something like that?
We need to pop this guy some Ativan and put him out of our misery.
Yes, I believe there is someone asleep in the on-call room.
HLHaleh and Lydia
Wake them up.
I can't leave the desk.
Then find someone that can wake them up.
We've got work to do.
Mark time to get up.
I'll be right there...
Mark let's go it's 7:00.
I'm up, I'm up.
Hey Mark I don't want to have to throw cold water on you.
Oh, Doug is that you?
[Doug uses an air horn to wake him up]
Hey, you about ready?
About deaf. That wasn't really necessary Doug.
Well, I know, but I do it to Carol every morning.
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