Peter, got a two-fer.
[Not paying attention] Alright, let's hear it.
[Referring to the patients who have billiard balls stuck to their mouths] Apparently, this one did it on a dare. 'When the paramedics asked what happened' 'this one re-enacted the crime.'
Do we have names?
Yeah, dumb and dumber.
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