Sam quotes from E.R.

[indicating the discussion between Weaver, Kovač and Clemente] Yo, Frank- que pasa?

Pratt

I think they're talking about you.

What?

Frank

Weaver kickin' their butts is my guess.

Yeah, she's gonna kick their butts right out of here if they don't stop yapping at each other.

Ray

Isn't one of them gonna be the new E.R. chief?

Frank

My money ain't on the nosebleed.

Nosebleed?

Abby

You miss just about everything, don't you?

Jerry

Dr. Gallant, I'd like to offer my services in officiating at your nuptials.

What?

Jerry

I'm a Universal Life Minister- I can marry you and Neela.

Jer, I think they're looking for something legal.

Jerry

It's completely legal! I've married lots of people.

[grins] So, what- what, are you, like 'Reverend Jerry'?

Jerry

[annoyed] Actually, I go by 'Father Superior.'

[to an anemic patient] Did you hit your head when you passed out?

I don't think so, but then I was unconscious at the time.

He was slumped over in the back seat, but he was wearing his seatbelt.

Malik, a little help?

What, are you givin' away free toasters here or somethin'?

You know, Steve, I was gonna ask you what happened to you to turn you into this. But then I realized it was always in the cards from the moment that I met you. You were on your way to becoming exactly what you are now.

I love him. I know you don't believe that. Especially right now. But I do.

Yeah, you love him. Right. That's why you get some woman to snatch him from school and tie him up and leave him in a van. You don't even remember his medicine.

Pratt

What's Morris's problem?

Brain damage is the first thing that comes to mind.

I should've stayed a resident. No responsibilities, just heal 'em and deal 'em, that was the life.

Morris, can I tell you something as a friend? [Morris nods] Sometimes you are such a little bitch! You make three times as much as I do, and for what? Give orders, instead of take them? Boo-hoo for you!

You remember when we lived in that trailer?

Alex Taggart

You guys lived in a trailer?

It was a mobile home.

That's uppity for "trailer."

Okay, little prick.

Simon

It's just because it's cold in here.

Hey! Been looking all over for you.

I gotta... get an airline ticket, before the price goes up. [Sam gently pulls her away from the computer]

C'mere. Come on, sit down- please? [Diane reluctantly follows her to the couch]

Malaria... won't feel... as bad as this.

Look, the fluid in your belly is compressing your lungs. If you let us take some of it off, it'll make it easier to breathe.

I just wanna get o-on the plane.

I understand that, okay? But you are breathless and you are pale [moves Diane's hair out of her eyes] and flight crews are trained to spot people just like you.

[pause] I'll wear blush.

Parasentisis will only take a few minutes.

Sam, I have friends... in Costa Rica... and they're waiting for me. [tearfully] It's all planned out.

[nods, but gives her a direct look] This is your only chance to get there.

Pratt

You guys know me, I've never been married before.

But he's dated women who were!

Leave your mom out of it, Morris!

Ohhhh!

Do you have any medical problems?

No... my skin becomes transparent occasionally, I can see my organs, but...

A toast: to meeting nice guys.

Chuny

To falling in love.

Dawn

To sex without batteries.

[to Abby, after her son Joe is injured and being sedated] I remember, when Alex was three... I took him to one of those bounce-houses at the carnival. Of course, he's in there with five and six-year-old kids, so he gets knocked down, right? And every time he tries to get up, he keeps getting knocked down- and he's crying, "Mommy, Mommy!" And- the attendant won't let me in because he thinks I'm some stupid teenager, right?

Abby

So, what'd you do?

I stood there, and I... cheered him on. And, every time he got knocked down, I told him, "I know you can get up!" But... that's when it hit me. They fall. And all you can do is be there... and hope they keep gettin' up.

Moretti's looking for you.

Gates

I'm taking this guy to ICU.

He's in the break room.

Gates

Well he's gonna have to wait.

He said it's important.

Gates

What the hell does he want?

Don't shoot the messenger! Jeez...

I hooked myself up with a tight, little sex machine. Energy-efficient to the tune of 40-plus miles per gallon, and draws babes to Archie like bees to honey.

Ew, that made me throw up in my mouth a little.