I took the liberty of getting you some fitness balls. Start with the lighter one, and you squeeze...
Archie, you couldn't pay me to touch your balls.
A character in E.R.
In 82 of the 1,278 quotes from E.R.
Most scenes with: Luka Kovač (28), Morris (10), Abby Lockhart (7)
I took the liberty of getting you some fitness balls. Start with the lighter one, and you squeeze...
Archie, you couldn't pay me to touch your balls.
[As Abby leaves County for the last time, Brody, Chuny, Gates, Sam and Morris have gathered in the ambulance bay; everyone except Morris knows she is leaving for good]
Well, I guess I let the cat out of the bag, huh? [pause] This kinda group thing, I was kinda hoping to avoid. But, um, Luka's picking me up, and since you're all here- I just wanna say it's been a great decade.
Excuse me? What the hell?
She's leaving, Archie.
When?!
Now, you idiot.
What? You are- you are? [Abby nods, the others giggle, Morris walks up to her and hugs her] You never said anything!
[bemused] I just, I- kinda thought you got the idea.
I didn't! [looks to the others, then hugs her again] I didn't!
Well, I- you know, Archie, it's amazing that you've managed to make my last moment here about you. I love that.
I love you too! [everyone laughs]
Okay... [Morris finally lets go of her] I'm gonna miss you guys. We'll be thinking about you... so long.
Bye, Abby. [Abby smiles, nods and walks out to the bay entrance, where Luka is waiting for her]
Look, what happened was horrible, but Sarah and Alex are going to be okay!
A girl died, Tony and my kid came very close. That is not okay. You know what? You do you, and I'll do me, and we should just go our separate ways, okay?
[about Gates] Oh, you still love him? What are you going to do?
I plan on being irrationally hurt and angry for as long as I like.
[smiles] Sounds good.
[about her mom] I don't even know what to say to her.
Uh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Yeah, I just hope it's not something like, uh, "Why did you have to be such a crappy mom?" or "Why couldn't you just stay in Dallas and die?"
I'm guessing you'll come up with something better.
[Sam and Neela are on their way back to Chicago with donated organs]
How much time do we have?
Eight hours. Eight hours until this heart needs to be beating in a chest or we might as well chop it up and use it a shepherd's pie.
[Bringing in coffee and bagels] The cappuccino machine is broken, so no lattes.
No lattes in Seattle. Is that some sort of cruel joke?
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