Simon quotes from E.R.

Simon

Doc, doc, you gotta get me out of here, man. I got a hot date tonight.

Does, uh, she take air or helium? [chuckles]

Simon

She takes Visa. That was funny.

Okay, little prick.

Simon

It's just because it's cold in here.

Epi has a one minute half-life.

Simon

I have a body part with that same problem.

Abby

Your blood tests show that you have leukemia.

Simon

Thank God! I thought you were gonna tell me I had cancer!

Abby

Leukemia is a cancer of the white blood cells in the bone marrow.

Simon

That's great! That's great. So give me some Viagra, send me home, and we're all good!

Abby

This isn't funny.

Simon

[suddenly serious] I know.