Ed Season 3 quotes

[To Mike] The hungrier I am, the more I need to make up for it with bitter sarcasm.

Warren

[When asked what his favorite thing is] Girls, ladies, women, any of those...

Molly

[Bonding with SHS students] Hack on, you wacky hackey sackers.

Frankie

[To her boyfriend] And this is the famous Ed Stevens.

Ed

If I were really famous, you wouldn't have to say my name.

Frankie

[On why she didn't come in early for work] If you show up at 4:30 for a six o'clock dinner party, for the rest of your life, you're the weird guy.

Phil

[Pleased to learn Frankie is signing on] Ever since Kenny left, there's a real lack of sexual tension here.

Molly

[After Carol is hit on by a guy] Looks like Miss Vessey's gonna get some afternoon delight.

[To Mike] I'll do what I want, when I want, you thick witted pelican, and if you don't like it, you can either kiss my ass or write your congressman.

[To Mike, offering him his old job] What do you say, Chim-Chim, you wanna come home again?

Mike

[Preparing to bowl his third straight strike] It's just a giant yo yo, release it and pull the string.

Molly

[To a parent of a bullied student] Mr. Nowell, your son is a geek. He's smart and he's witty and he's sensitive. All rare and wonderful qualities to have, but when you're 15 they get you duct taped to a locker.

Nancy

[When asked what words Carol used to describe Rich] Adjectives mostly. She better have used adjectives, she's an English teacher right?

Eli

[To Ed, about his reaction to Extreme Bowling] You kill me with that surprised look on your face after you leave Phil here all day by himself. I got 3 things to say: insurance, insurance, insurance.

Molly

[To Carol] We can either be the person that everyone wants us to be or we can be the person we want to be.

Ed

[To the prosecutor]]' The judge ordered you to get me those files by yesterday morning and it's now today morning!