[Preparing to bowl his third straight strike] It's just a giant yo yo, release it and pull the string.
“Hyenas & Wildebeests” · Season 3
In this episode: Molly Hudson (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Nancy Burton (1), Eli Goggins (1)
[To a parent of a bullied student] Mr. Nowell, your son is a geek. He's smart and he's witty and he's sensitive. All rare and wonderful qualities to have, but when you're 15 they get you duct taped to a locker.
[When asked what words Carol used to describe Rich] Adjectives mostly. She better have used adjectives, she's an English teacher right?
[To Ed, about his reaction to Extreme Bowling] You kill me with that surprised look on your face after you leave Phil here all day by himself. I got 3 things to say: insurance, insurance, insurance.
[To Carol] We can either be the person that everyone wants us to be or we can be the person we want to be.
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