[Preparing to bowl his third straight strike] It's just a giant yo yo, release it and pull the string.
S3Hyenas & Wildebeests
[To a parent of a bullied student] Mr. Nowell, your son is a geek. He's smart and he's witty and he's sensitive. All rare and wonderful qualities to have, but when you're 15 they get you duct taped to a locker.
[When asked what words Carol used to describe Rich] Adjectives mostly. She better have used adjectives, she's an English teacher right?
[To Ed, about his reaction to Extreme Bowling] You kill me with that surprised look on your face after you leave Phil here all day by himself. I got 3 things to say: insurance, insurance, insurance.
[To Carol] We can either be the person that everyone wants us to be or we can be the person we want to be.
S3The Case
[To the prosecutor]]' The judge ordered you to get me those files by yesterday morning and it's now today morning!
[To a witness] No chance Danny was wearing, say, a red leotard?
[On her advantage over Ryan] He gives me the cold shoulder, I give him detention.
S3Blips
[To Stella, who seems not to remember him] Warren...Cheswick...we almost did it that time... You offered to shine your love upon me...
[Wishing he could win Stella's heart] God I wish I was a wunderkind! If I could get the arts and leisure section of the New York Times to label me a wunderkind.
[To Stella] I'm a red blooded 18 year old American male. You can't just offer an American male a chance to fornicate and then just turn him down.
[To Peter] Just out of curiosity, is it that you can't paint a painting that looks like anything or is it that you just don't want to?
[About Eli's refusal to eat duck eggs because they come out of a duck's ass] Eggs don't come from the ass, per se.
S3Good Advice
Ed, I think you ought to know that Frankie is in your office, bawling her eyes out in a most unprofessional manner. Shall I fire her for you?
[to Frankie] The relationships that you struggle with never work out in the long run. The ones that work, just plain work.
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