Ed quotes

Lloyd Stevens

[to Ed] You like that I'm the screw up brother...You really don't like me, Ed, and that's ok, because I'm not that crazy about you either.

Nancy

[On Mike's preparations for the Recliner Rally] I love a man with ripped ankles.

Carol

[Still trying to convince Molly to apply to be principal] You have an opportunity to shine and you're terrified.

[To Phil, rejecting his proposed ad campaign] You're just not likeable.

Molly

[Sharing her philosophy of helping students] Kicking ass, doing nothing, and throwing frogs.

Shirley

[About drilling holes into bowling balls] Two are serviceable. One is an insult to the art form.

[To Mike] The hungrier I am, the more I need to make up for it with bitter sarcasm.

Warren

[When asked what his favorite thing is] Girls, ladies, women, any of those...

Molly

[Bonding with SHS students] Hack on, you wacky hackey sackers.

Frankie

[To her boyfriend] And this is the famous Ed Stevens.

Ed

If I were really famous, you wouldn't have to say my name.

Frankie

[On why she didn't come in early for work] If you show up at 4:30 for a six o'clock dinner party, for the rest of your life, you're the weird guy.

Phil

[Pleased to learn Frankie is signing on] Ever since Kenny left, there's a real lack of sexual tension here.

Molly

[After Carol is hit on by a guy] Looks like Miss Vessey's gonna get some afternoon delight.

[To Mike] I'll do what I want, when I want, you thick witted pelican, and if you don't like it, you can either kiss my ass or write your congressman.

[To Mike, offering him his old job] What do you say, Chim-Chim, you wanna come home again?