[to Molly about Carol] If you're not born with broad shoulders and a strong jaw, there's only one way to get the girl... you make a complete ass of yourself.
“Pilot” · Season 1
In this episode: Ed Stevens (3), Molly Hudson (1), Kenny Sandusky (1)
If there were two bowling alleys, exactly alike, but one of them had wall-to-wall whores, I'd definitely patronize the one with the whores.
[to Mike] You know when you go into a department store and they have an irregular rack? Irregular. That's my staff.
[to Carol about Ed] You're lucky that you didn't sleep with him. He would've bought a strip mall.
Sometimes two people can fall so completely in love and yet be so completely wrong for one another. It's fate's nasty side, I guess.
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