[to Mike, describing his moment with Carol] That was a movie kiss, a movie kiss my friend! I was Humphrey Bogart and Cary Grant rolled up into one.
“Human Nature” · Season 3
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (1), Ed Stevens (1), Phil Stubbs (1), Kenny Sandusky (1)
[watching Kenny bowl towards 300] A chance to witness perfection. Last time I did that, I was doing shirtless sit ups in the mirror.
[using his senile great-grandfather`s parting words] I'll see ya when I see ya unless I see ya when I see ya.
[as Ed departs with an irate Carol] My man Bosco's about to get a good ole fashioned ass chewin'.
DDennis
[at the midnight duel for Carol] On the count of three, you and I are gonna start pounding the crap out of each other with these cricket bats.
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