Mom, I know I messed up before, but seeing all the angles is what I'm good at.
[picks up and hugs him] Okay, but you need to take care to not hurt the ones you love, and I'll be here to help you see the angles you can't.
[Louie smiles.]
Now all you have to do is turn the new company over to Scrooge and everything will go back to normal!
[Della takes the makeshift can crown from Scrooge's hat and places it on Louie's head. Louie takes out the contract as Scrooge holds his hand out to Louie expectantly.]
[Louie has a devious expression on his face.]
[Louie starts to consider the situation here.]
[At McDuck Manor, Scrooge enters his dining room.]
Uncle Scroo~ge HI thanks for coming!
[Louie, in a green business suit hoodie hybrid, is sitting at the other end of the dining table with Zan Owlson and Manny at his sides.]
Sooooo do you remember that bet you made with Glomgold where the winner won the loser's fortune and techincally I won both your fortunes so I could give it back to YOU?
[Annoyed] It was yesterday...
[Stumbling on his words] You said I'd be a bigger billionaire than you are one day and...well...today is a day...um...well...
[Angered] What are you trying to say, lad?
I'M KEEPING IT ALL SO I CAN BE THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORRRLD!!!
[Louie immediately ducks in fright while Owlson and Manny duck behind him. Scrooge's begins to laugh hysterically.]
Heh heh....HAHAHAHAHA!! You!? HAHA...are going to be The Richest Duck In The World!!? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Oh, sure! It's just a complex, international conglomeration! You love hard work! Huh! Have fun. I'll be here when you're ready to give my fortune back.
[Scrooge takes his leave.]
OOwlson
That went far better than expected.
Of-of course it did, Owlson! I have worked hard for three whole months! I DESERVE THIS!
[Louie climbs on the table as Manny bows in front of him.]
It's time to get down to business!
[Louie punts Manny's stone Scrooge head off of him and replaces it with an item under a white cloth.]
The business of being crazy rich!
[Louie removes the cloth to reveal a solid gold Louie head.]
Much better. I'M THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WOOOOOORLD, WOO-HOOOOOO!!!
[An outside shot from McDuck Manor shows an ominous purple shockwave rippling outward following Louie's declaration.]
[Donald and Della walk to each other face to face and scream angrily]
DDDonald & Della
[in unison] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
If you were home when I got back, you'd know I was stuck on the moon which by the way, is invading us!
[breaks them up] Stop yelling at each other! [strangles Donald by the beard; savagely] I could have been named Turbo! You owe me 11 years of Turbo!
[picks Dewey up] Don't change the subject! Just because I missed you doesn't mean I'm not mad at you!
I missed you too, you big dummy!
[Scrooge is trying and failing to come up with a plan to counter General Lunaris' invasion of Earth.]
RRRRGH Blasted tartar sauce!
[Camera cuts to Launchpad, Beakley and Manny across the room.]
He's...strategizing. Everything's fine. Sure, we had an army before and now there's only an elite squad of five...
[Duckworth floats in carrying a ghostly suitcase with him.]
DDuckworth
I've decided you're doomed. My time would be better served preparing your places in the afterlife. Cheerio.
[Duckworth phases through the floor.]
...not reassuring that he went down instead of up...
Let's go face the unknown together. So, any ideas on how to get back or…?
[off-screen] Ahoy there! [riding on Mitzi, with Gladstone in tow]
Cousin Gladstone?! Cousin Fethry?!
Della? Donald? Huey? Dewey? Green kid? Girl kid? Airplane? Palm tree? [Gladstone annoyingly shoves a watermelon in his mouth, getting him to stop talking] Mmm…
Hey, fam! Want some melon? [after commercial break] …Luckily, my blimp was blown clear of the invasion and out to sea. That's where Fethry and the lovely Mitzi found me. And just as I was getting peckish, we saw these melons floating in the ocean which led us here. Crazy, huh? This is delicious! You want some, Donaldo?
Would you knock it off with the song?!
Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!
The whobada bird of what now?
The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!
It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!
I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!
It was under our noses this whole time!
SSrooge
It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.
The treasure is a book?! Boo!
It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.
She really did have the answer to everything.
The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!
Now that is an adventure. What do ya say, family?
HDHuey, Dewey, Louie, Webby & Della
Yeah!
[The mosquito that's been bothering Donald throughout the entire episode is soon revealed to be a robot spy controlled by F.O.W.L.]
The ducks found the journal.
Access to the most mysterious relics lost to time.
Well, sounds like they're having a good time. Guess they won't be joining me for the family portrait.
GGoofy
I suppose they're just a little mad.
Is it too much to ask to have my family be like other families for once?
GGoofy
Donald, in my experience, the best photos are the ones that aren't all staged and purdy. Like this photo of me and Maxie on a roller coaster. I was terrified and almost lost my lunch, a-hyuck! Sure, it was scary. Sure I got stuck at the top of the loop-de-loop, and Max had to catch me and swing me into a cotton candy stand, but the park gave us free admission for life, and all the cotton candy we could eat. And Max and I made a memory. That's just who we are.
Is it so wrong to want to be normal?
GGoofy
I reckon every family has their own normal.
Mervana! A shining civilization, until its people disappeared... into the sea! Never to be found again. Until now! Solving the clues in Isabella Finch's journal, we'll finally able to find one of her legendary Missing Mysteries: The Lost Harp of Mervana!
[raising his hand] Doesn't Uncle Scrooge usually make the long winded treasure speeches?
This is Huey's quest. We're all here to support him. Well, go ahead lad.
[Louie and the Three Caballeros meet in the triplets' bedroom]
The fastest way to fame is Emma Glamour's IT List! [shows them the website on his laptop]
TCThree Caballeros
[amazed] Ooh!
[popping out from under the middle bunk] I know everything about the IT List. Whatever Emma Glamour posts on her annual online list becomes instantly popular. How do you think I found my favorite band? And my signature hairstyle? If I'm following the trends right, I think next year's big thing is gonna be sick yo-yo tricks. [tries to perform one but his yo-yo wraps around his body and hits him] Ow. I'll get it by the time the IT List comes out.
We must get on this blog!
Why will no one tell us?!
Okay. Okay, just… Look, Glamour is a famous tastemaker who only emerges once a year to post her IT List at…
[interrupting] An exclusive party at the Duckburg Museum. A night of famous people celebrating how great they are. These are my people. [gets into Louie's face] We're going?!
I get you into that party…
We get on the IT list before it's posted online…
We'll be famous around the planet!
Internet fame, the most important fame of all.
I don't know. How do we get in?
Why is Falcon Graves working security here? He's gonna recognize me and know we're not invited to the party.
Maybe he'll won't remember you.
The last time I saw him, I cost a millions of dollars and threw him off a building.
Hey, that does make this harder. New plan. Dewey's not going to the party!
Uh, what?! You need me in there. This is the Dewey-est party in town! Ohh! Why was I cursed to be so flashy and unforgettable?!
