Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Alright! How did a dog ugly guy like you score that chick?

Krillin

Hey, cool it on the ugly stuff.

Alright, you heard him. Why don't we get started. Prepare ta get whooped!

Vinegar

Hey, don't whoop him too bad. Save some for me.

But two against one wouldn't be fair, would it?

Ah, like they say...all's fair in love and war. Hee hee hee hee hee. Come on kid, lets play. I haven't got all day.

Aha ha ha ha. Oh, isn't this wonderful Kami? I've always believed that revenge is so sweet.

What are you waiting for? Well, if you're not gonna make a move, then I guess I will. [Salt pummels Gohan]

Krillin

Gohan, I'm comin'!

Hey, hold on! Where ya goin'? It's my turn ta play with you! [Mustard repeatedly slams his knees into Krillin's face]

[while pummeling Gohan] Aha! What's wrong kid!? You don't wanna fight with me? Oh please! I thought the son o' Goku was a little tougher than this! My sister can take a punch better than you!

Krillin

I guess it's true what they say...you can't trust anyone anymore. Heh heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...

Krillin, you and Piccolo are really good actors. I didn't suspect a thing. You two were acting, weren't you?

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Piccolo

Hmph, with Kami and Popo as hostages, that was the only way I could get close enough to Garlic Jr. to release them safely.

Kami

Thank you for freeing us Piccolo. We are eternally grateful.

Piccolo

Spare me your thanks. I didn't rescue the two of you because I wanted to Kami.

Kami

Hmm...

Piccolo

The only reason I did it was because with you captured, I can't fight at my maximum power.

Kami

Yes, of course.

You made it, thank goodness!

Krillin

Yeah, thank goodness you saved us Gohan.

Piccolo

Hey, knock off the mushy stuff you sissies.

Uh, oh my gosh. Piccolo.

Krillin

Hah ha! Check him out.

Wow. Piccolo!

Piccolo

Yeah, well thanks for blowin' up the Makyo Star kid. Because o' you, Garlic shriveled up like a raisin.

[about Master Roshi allowing the marriage to go through] Out of the question. You know you have to clear that with me first.

Krillin

Aw, come on.

We'll see. It's possible. As long as I get to kiss the bride first.

Where's Maron?

Krillin

Well, things were gettin' complicated so I broke up with her.

Oh, poor guy.

Ah, it's a darn shame.

Oolong

Well, I don't believe it. I'll bet she dumped him.

Super Saiyan? I'm impressed. To encounter a fighter of your caliber is a rare occurrence indeed. But it does present quite an opportunity. You see, I could appreciate a great talent such as yours. My eyes are not blinded by pride like my son's were. Join me and take Frieza's place at my side as the supreme ruler of the universe.

Trunks

Not a chance.

Now don't be too hasty. Imagine. This and every other world would be but the merest of baubles in your collection. Playthings for your amusement. Subject to your every whim. No? Alright. But grant me this. Allow me to examine your sword. A weapon of such obvious quality practically begs to be admired. Aha ha ha ha ha. You have nothing to fear from me.

Trunks

So, you wanna see my sword huh? Here, catch. [Trunks tosses his sword to King Cold]

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Yes. Yes indeed. Remarkable craftsmanship. And I have a hunch that you would not have defeated my son were it not for this sword. What do you say?

Trunks

Believe what you want to.

Ha! Heh! Alright then! I will! I say, that without this sword, you're nothing! That's what I believe! Rahh! [King Cold lunges at Trunks with the sword and Trunks grabs it] Huh!? Uh!?

Trunks

So much for your theory.

Yah!

Trunks

You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man! [Trunks holds his arm in front of King Cold's chest]

Wait you dirty little Saiyan! [Trunks blasts King Cold, shredding through him, and sending him into a mountain] Aah!

Krillin

First Frieza...now him! Oh man!

Vegeta

[to himself] Who is this kid?

[King Cold is laying on the ground and Trunks is holding out his hand ready to blast] Wait. You can't. No. Please. I'm defenseless. Please. I'm not bad. My son was evil, but not I. I wanted nothing but peace. I meant you no harm, I swear it. [Trunks blasts King Cold to death] I'm...I'm telling the truth, NO!

Krillin

[Goku arrives in a space pod] Boom! What a landing! I hope he has some air bags in that baby!

Yamcha

Why? To protect the ship from Goku's head?

[about Trunks and Goku talking] Man, for two guys who don't know each other, they sure do have a lot to talk about.

Krillin

But hey, talking's not bad. It's a lot better than fighting.

Uh...at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore.

Krillin

Yeah, and your dad put his finger away too.

Krillin

Hey, Goku! So what did that guy say?

Oh, umm...ummm...well, nothing important, really.

Piccolo

That's funny. It all sounded pretty important to me.

Really? You heard it all?

Piccolo

My ears do more than just frame my face you know, Goku.

Krillin

Yeah Bulma, your idea was good in theory, but maybe you oughta rethink your position on this one.

What are you saying!?

Krillin

Ahem. [whispering to Bulma] Come here.

Huh?

Krillin

[whispering to Bulma] What I'm trying to say is...I wanna try and stay on the good side of Vegeta and Piccolo.

Huh?

Krillin

[whispering to Bulma] I don't know if you've noticed but they, uh...seem to have a hard time controlling their tempers.

Oh.

Krillin

Hmm...

I get it. You're saying you don't wanna get beaten up.

Krillin

Gohan, cool it! You're crampin' ma style!

Krillin

[Bulma is holding baby Trunks] Heh, I hope you don't think I'm nuts for asking, but what's the deal with the baby Bulma?

Is it your son Yamcha? I'll bet he is.

Yamcha

Heh. He's not my kid.

Krillin

Huh?

Yamcha

Well, if you think that's a shock, just wait. Wait until she tells you who the father really is.

Krillin

Huh?

Uh?

Ha ha ha. I'll bet it's Vegeta, isn't it? [tapping baby Trunks] Right Trunks?

Krillin

Uhh?

Ehh?

Now who told you that Goku? I wanted to keep it a secret. I was going to surprise you guys.

[laughing from panic] Aha ha ha ha ha ha...well, actually...I just thought I'd take a guess. I mean, he kind o' looks like Vegeta. Aha ha ha ha ha ha...

You guessed his name too.

Yeah...what are the chances of that, huh? Maybe I'm psychic.

Dude! You were flyin'!

Krillin

Nope, no androids...hey buddy! You seen any strange looking characters around here lately?

Yeah man!

Krillin

Huh?

You flyin' dude!

[to Vegeta, as Android 19 tries to run away] Enough!

Vegeta

Don't be absurd! It's enough because you're losing! You've come here to destroy us!

Uh...ah...ah...ah...

Vegeta

Fool! You're going to have to finish what you started! Time has run out for you android! [Vegeta takes to the sky and charges a huge blast]

Piccolo

Ah?

Tien

Uh?

Krillin

Man, what power!

Vegeta

Here it comes! A little going away present for you! Aha ha ha ha ha! Aah! [Android 19 is struck by the blast from behind]

Ah...ah...ah...ah! [Android 19's head rolls on the ground]

Vegeta

I only wish there was a junkyard nearby so we could give 'im a proper burial! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Ahh! How dare you Vegeta! Uh! Every time you stick your geeky little face in front of Trunks, you make him cry! Grr...

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...

It's alright. Your daddy's not going to scare you with that ugly mug of his.

Vegeta

Bulma, will you forget about the child for one minute!