Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

What's the matter? You two look a little surprised to see me.

Nothing really. Everything's fine.

No, I don't think everything is fine. And I will tell you why everything is not fine. Because you two...you summoned the dragon, didn't you?! Shame on you! How dare you! I spoiled you with new suits, took you in, saved your lives. All of that and this is how you repay me!? Well you can kiss each other goodbye!

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What are we gonna do?

Krillin

I...I don't know.

Well I do. You are all going to perish and it won't be pretty.

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Why don't you transform Frieza?

Hm?

Krillin

Say what?

Tranform? Oh man. That doesn't sound too good.

Well, how 'bout it Frieza, why don't you stop playing around and show us the real you?

So, you found out my little secret.

That's right. Your loving minion Zarbon blurted it out.

Huh?

Krillin

What's going on?

The form of Frieza that you see standing before you is not what he really is. It's just a clever camouflage. He can transform to his real self at any time. He just uses this form to conserve energy.

Oh, you rude little ruffian. Please. I don't choose my real form because my power is too radical to control. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin

That's just great.

Don't listen to him. He's just saying that to intimidate you. His power won't increase that much.

Heh. Is that so?

Why don't you show us then?

Krillin

Uh....

Oh, alright. Heh, I'll bare it all. Heck, why not? Well, strap yourselves in. You're in for one heck of a ride. Ha ha. Oh, and Vegeta, I want you to know that any remote chance you once had of winning is about to go flying out the window. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I think it would be nice for somebody to give me a countdown.

Aw, come on! There's no way....that's ridiculous!

I'm waiting.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...ah...you happy?

I love it. You're too kind. Here goes. [Frieza begins to transform]

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Krillin

[while Frieza transforms] Oh crap!

Unbelievable! Absolute madness!

It was nice knowin' you Krillin.

Krillin

Yeah...so long Gohan.

[after completing transformation] Heh heh heh! Well, this is it! I hope you're not disappointed!

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Krillin

Call me crazy, but I've got a funny feeling that Piccolo doesn't have a clue what he's up against.

Someone should tell him that.

I can't put my finger on it, but I sense something different about Piccolo.

Krillin

The heck are you talkin' about Gohan?

The Piccolo I know would never fight unless he felt for sure he could win.

Krillin

You think he has a chance?

Would you two cut the crap! There's nothing different about your stupid green friend and there's no way he can win against Frieza alright!?

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What do we do now?

Krillin

Don't worry Gohan! It's just like they say! It ain't over till the fat lady sings!

Well, I'd say she just hummed a few bars.

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[about Frieza] In my wildest dreams, I've never seen anything so powerful...I wonder what it will look like.

Krillin

I'll bet it's the most hideous, ugly, repulsive creature in the universe.

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What does this mean?

Krillin

It means Piccolo was right and that Vegeta doesn't stand a chance against Frieza!

No one stands a chance against Frieza!

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[while in Bulma's body, about Frieza pounding Goku] Incredible. Now that's what I call speed. I can't believe that I have the privilege of watching this fight. This is monumental, what a matchup. Gosh, this is the greatest battle ever, and here I am to witness it.

Bulma...I know the fight is a big deal and all, but it's really not a time to celebrate.

Krillin

Bulma...Goku's not faring too well at the moment.

[Ginyu smacks Krillin back] Oopsie.

Krillin

Ow.

Do me a favor. After the fight's over, remind me to kill you guys!

Krillin

Huh?

Huh?

Oh...heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin

Well, if she's threatening us, I guess that means she's back to normal. Eh...

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[while in Bulma's body, about Frieza beating Goku] Hee hee ha ha ha. This is great!

Krillin

She's lost it.

It looks like Frieza's going to win after all. Hee hee hee hee ha ha. I should've known.

Look. Shut up or leave and that's final!

Oh...

Krillin

Are you sure you're okay Bulma?

Yes...I guess I got carried away for a second there. Sorry guys. [Bulma in the frog's body begins to toss little rocks at Captain Ginyu in anger]

Hey!

What's the matter guys...why are you looking at me so funny? You wouldn't hurt a lady, would you? Hm? Hee hee ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Krillin

Hey, look out! It's Ginyu!

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Krillin

Ahh! We forgot about Bulma! What are we going to do?

GGoku

Don't scare me like that, Krillin! For a second, I thought you saw Frieza again.

Krillin

In...in some ways, Bulma's worse than Frieza. Uh...at least that's how I feel.

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

GGoku

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

GGoku

Ooo...ooo...don't make me laugh Krillin. I still ache all over.

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BBulma

What a day. This is great, all of us here together.

Yamcha

Really. Hey, speaking of together, are you guys officially dating?

Krillin

[shy] Well...sort of. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Huh? Oh, so we're still free to date other people? Well then. [to Yamcha] What do you say we go out?

Yamcha

Yeah...uh...sure. Why not? [Bulma pulls Yamcha's ear]

BBulma

Say what?

PPuar

My goodness.

Yamcha

Come on Bulma. We were joking. Right, tell her Maron.

No, I'm serious.

Krillin

Oh no.

BBulma

Enough kidding around. Maron, you haven't said much about Krillin. What makes him so special to you?

Gosh. That's a good one. [pause] Uh...well...he's bald!

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Krillin

Babe, you've gotta be more careful.

Who? Me?

Krillin

Yeah you. That's not an ordinary lady you're lookin' at there. Chi-Chi's one o' the strongest women on the planet. Even Goku's afraid of her.

You've mentioned him before. Who is he?

Krillin

He's my friend. The one from outer space...remember? I told you about ten times.

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Krillin

Gohan, wait!

No! I'm not scared! These freaks did something to my mom!

MMustard

We sure did. So?

So you'd better change her back right now!

SSalt

Hee hee hee. We can't, you dope. Only the sacred water kept at Kami's lookout can do that.

Sacred water?

That's right. But Kami's on an extended leave of absence.

Too bad ey? But don't worry. Our boss is guardian now. Garlic Junior.

Grr...

Oh, I see you remember 'im. Lord Garlic will be pleased.

Yes. Indeed he will.

Give up kid. You're outnumbered.

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You're lucky that lord Garlic ordered us ta take you in alive or I'd finish you off right now.

How did your brainless boss escape the dead zone?

Alright, that's it. You're dead.

Hey...heh heh heh. Settle down, Vinegar. He's just trying to get you riled up. I'll answer your question Piccolo, if you really want to know. [pointing upward] The power of the Makyo Star.

Go on. How?

Ah yes. Now I have your attention. Not long ago, the autumnal equinox was on the first point of libra. Heralding this auspicious moment for the dark side was the Makyo Star, whose proximity to the Earth provided an incredible source of power to all creatures of the night. This rare alignment of the planets and stars occurs only once every twelve thousand years. At no other time is man more susceptible to evil than this. It is a time when the powers of darkness are at their zenith and the unseen lower forces dominate the Earth. Garlic Junior used this influx of dark energy as a springboard to shatter his prison and escape it forever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't get it do you? Garlic Junior is the new guardian of the Earth. He's taken over Kami's lookout and is seated quite comfortably on the throne. Kami and Popo are just mantle pieces now, looking on hopelessly from their little glass jars.

Huh?

Uh?

Krillin

Great. We're in trouble.

The beautiful part about it all is that with the black water mist, we hardly have to raise a finger. Just look how eager your friends are to help us. We're gods to these plebians.

We're like celebrities to all these people, kinda like the role models an' all!

MMustard

Yeah! Dig it man! You should join us! You would love it. They worship us. And soon they're gonna be like that for good.

Huh?

Krillin

What!? For good?

SSalt

Once twenty four hours passes by, the change becomes permanent. Not even the sacred water can change them back.

Heh heh heh heh. You came here looking to fight us, but the battle has already been won. There's no one left to fight for, nobody wants your help. Can't you understand that? Just look. Look at your friends. Do they look like they're waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and rescue them? Who do you think you're fooling anyway? You haven't really changed. So drop the goody two-shoes act and join us. Or oppose us and suffer like you've never suffered before. Your choice. Well?