Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Krillin

Oh man! It's freezing up here!

Tien

I know. But this is no time to complain.

Piccolo

Just one more reason I'm glad I'm not an Earthling.

[after pounding Krillin to the ground] Heh heh heh. Silly human. What exactly did you think would happen when you found me?

Krillin

Why don't I show you.

Little fool. You still do not understand!

[after scanning the inactive Android 16] According to this data, I am much stronger than this model is.

It makes no difference.

Hmm...18, go ahead and activate him, now.

I am your creator! You will do as I tell you to do! Stop meddling with Android 16 now! Or I will force you to stop!

Your controller is broken.

Then I will make another.

Android 18

Heh... [Android 18 opens Android 16's capsule release valve]

For the last time, do not release him! [Android 17 slams his arm through Dr. Gero's back and out from his front] Ah...oh...ah...oh...

Tien

Huh?

Krillin

Uh?

Piccolo

Uh...

Vegeta

Augh...

Trunks

Grr...

What have you done? How dare you? Don't you know...I gave you life...and I can take it away! [Android 17 kicks Dr. Gero's head off and the decapitated head bounces and rolls on the ground] Grr...that does it! Now I am mad! [Android 17 crushes what remained of Dr. Gero's head]

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Krillin

Did you see that? He squashed 'im like a bug! [Android 17 moves his finger, calling for Krillin]

Ahem.

Krillin

Vegeta, I think he wants to talk to you.

You with the shiny head, come here.

Krillin

You talkin' ta me?

Uhuh.

Krillin

Yah! No way! Not me!

Heh heh heh heh.

Vegeta

Don't be a coward. Go on. Fight him.

Krillin

All by myself? Come on guys, we're in this together. I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders.

Tien

Don't worry about it. I've got you covered Krillin.

Krillin

[Krillin steps forward with fear and Android 17 steps up] Uh!?

Heh heh heh heh... [Android 17 walks away and Krillin sighs with relief]

Vegeta

It looks like he took pity on you, loser. That's too bad. You're so pathetic! Now he knows you're scared! Next time, he won't show you any mercy at all!

Krillin

What?

Krillin

[about Android 16] What's he doing over there? Why isn't he fighting with the others? He's just standing there like a some kind o' statue. [Android 16 looks at Krillin]

Hmmm...

Krillin

Yah! Huh?

[to Krillin] You look scared. Just...relax. You are not the one we're looking for, okay? We want Goku. This one seems to be at a loss for words. Goodbye then. Come on, lets go. Lets go find Goku.

Android 18

And just why didn't you ask him where Goku is?

Don't be ridiculous. Sure we could force him to tell us easily enough. But then we wouldn't get to have the fun of finding Goku ourselves.

Android 18

I see. Hmm...well, bye.

Krillin

Those cold hearted machines! How can they be so calm!?

Android 18

Really, I don't understand why you insist on behaving so foolishly 17.

What's so foolish about wanting to have a little fun? What are you looking at 16?

You two made too much noise. You scared the birds away.

Birds?

Krillin

No, stop!

And, what do you want now?

Krillin

Stop. You guys leave Goku alone. He's sick, he can't fight you now. Goku hasn't done anything to you. Why are you after him?

16 has been programmed to destroy Goku. So that's what we're going to do.

Krillin

Why? You don't have to do that!

We're only following Dr. Gero's master plan.

Krillin

Just listen to yourselves! Did you forget? Dr. Gero is gone! You took care of that!

Yes, I haven't forgotten about that. But this, friend, is a game.

Krillin

What do you mean? This is just a game? Is that all?

That's right. Yes. And finding Goku is a part of the game. That's why we did not ask you where he is.

Krillin

No! Stop this! I beg of you, please don't go after Goku. Please! You don't have to do this!

No. I am programmed to destroy Goku.

There you go, pal. Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. Stop worrying about Goku and take care of your other friends. They look like they could use some senzu beans. [Android 18 walks up to Krillin]

Krillin

Uh...ah...ah...ah [Android 18 kisses Krillin on the cheek] Uh...

Android 18

Good luck. Bye.

Krillin

I remember Master Roshi telling me something long ago. He said that if Kami and Piccolo hadn't split into two, they'd be the strongest being in the entire universe. Hello? Get it? The reason Piccolo has gone to Kami's place is so that he can join with him again.

Tien

Uh...really?

Krillin

If those two unite again into one being, they'll become the ultimate Namek warrior. And Piccolo is stronger than he's ever been before, so together they'll be an unstoppable force! Look. You know what a Super Saiyan is. Piccolo and Kami will become a Super Namek!

Trunks

My father...uh...I mean Vegeta...we can't forget about him.

Krillin

There's no reason for you to hide it anymore Trunks. We all know about Bulma and Vegeta and the fact that they had a baby. And that baby is you.

Aah! [everyone is shocked at Chi-Chi screaming] Oh no! What in the world was I thinking!? We don't have a minute to waste! We've got to hurry! Before it's too late!

What are you talking about? [Chi-Chi takes out Gohan's study material]

Well, lets hit those books Gohan.

Uh...I can't study now.

Don't you dare talk back to me! Now go to it!

Krillin

Wow Gohan! And I thought I had it rough!

Yamcha

It looks like we'll be at Master Roshi's island in no time. Oh and Krillin, don't you think we'd better tell Bulma what we're up to?

Krillin

Good idea. Wait, are you saying that I should call her? No way!

Yamcha

Come on Krillin. I'm flying the plane here. Thanks buddy.

Krillin

Alright. [to Trunks] No offence man, your mom's just hard to deal with sometimes.

Trunks

Heh heh heh. Believe me. I know what you mean.

Krillin

[after Krillin talks to Bulma on the phone] It's Bulma. She wants us to watch somethin' on TV.

Why? She gonna be on a show?

Oolong

Yeah, and now she wants us all to watch so she can brag about how famous she is...

Yamcha

Ha ha ha ha. Probably.

Krillin

[Tien arrives] Piccolo, eh...I mean...Kami! Eh...no...uh...I mean that is...uh...uh...whoever you are, I'm trying to say that Tien is here.

Piccolo

Krillin, just call me Piccolo.

Vegeta

Big deal!

Krillin

Huh?

Vegeta

I say let him become complete. If Cell destroys the androids, he'll save me the trouble! And fighting one battle is much simpler than fighting four. I don't care how powerful he becomes. I'll still beat him!

Trunks

Well, it looks like the designs for Android 17.

Krillin

Android 17? I don't mind telling you Trunks. That thing scares me. It's those eyes of his you know, there's something about them that's just...creepy.

Wow. It looks like these androids are made up of organic substances patterned after human cells. So that's how it's possible for Cell to merge with them at a cellular level.

Krillin

Uh...what?