Yajirobe quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[about taking on the pendulum room challenges] Hey guys, have fun. I'm a lot o' different things, but I ain't no guinea pig. [Yajoribe begins to eat a snack]

[Yajirobe sees the space pods] Aw man, I was right! The Saiyans are here! And I'm supposed to help fight 'em. Maybe I could just go back to bed and pretend I didn't see this.

[to himself] Goku's insane. This guy is beating him senseless but he just keeps coming back for more. I know Goku's tough, but it seems like this time, he's finally met his match.

[to himself] Oh man. It looks like Goku's in big trouble. I've gotta help him somehow. And I guess the best way for me to do that would be to...uh...hide...somewhere this way.

[When Goku and Vegeta's blasts clash] Oh no! If I knew this was going to happen, I would've eaten more pizza and ice cream!

[to himself, after cutting off Vegeta's tail] I must be out of my mind. I couldn't've picked a worse time to decide to be brave.

[after swiping Vegeta with his sword] Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Ha ha. I beat you, dirtbag. I can see it now..."Earth's greatest threat brought down by Yajirobe." Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah! Took him down. You should learn not to mess with the best. You can't handle it!

[about Vegeta, who is being attacked by Gohan who transformed into a giant ape] I'm glad I'm not him.

You should be thanking me! I'm the one who cut off that Saiyan creep's tail you know! Jeez, you stick your neck out for people, and this is what you get!

Yeah, but, well, let's say that Goku wins and beats this Frieza dude. What good is that gonna do if the planet blows up?

Come on! Open up! I don't have all day you know!

Krillin

Now what kind of visitor could possibly be so rude?

It's me.

Krillin

Huh...oh yeah...I remember you...you're uh...what's your name?

You know I'm Yajirobe you near-sighted q-ball head.

Krillin

So uh...did Korin send you?

"Hey, look at me. I'm know-it-all Korin." That's the guy. And he wants you ta bring Yamcha, and Ten-somebody and uh...Chiao-whatever...

Krillin

Oh. You mean Tien and Chiaotzu.

Not me?

Yeah, like I said...get all those guys and bring 'em to Korin Tower. I'm training with you too.

Krillin

What? No way!?

Yeah, crazy huh? I told Korin I'm not fightin' any stupid aliens and he went through the roof. I thought he was gonna kill me. He's serious.

Krillin

Hey, Kami. I don't mean to be rude, but we're not really learning anything new.

Yamcha

He's right. So far, you haven't taught us anything we couldn't do on our own. We wanna be as strong as Goku was when he was here.

Krillin

Yeah, come on. We want the same training you gave Goku, Kami.

Kami

Please listen carefully then.

Uh...?

Kami

I taught...Goku....nothing! That's what I taught him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yamcha

Hey, what did he mean by that?

Who knows? If this camp wasn't free, I'd be out of here! Just between you and me, the food's not that great.

Why aren't you there with them now?

[while eating] Because. I'm hungry, that's why!

What horrible manners.

Look. It's a strategy. The other guys are wearin' 'em down in the first round and I'm savin' my energy for round two.

And who are the other members of your team.

You've probably heard of them. You might have even seen 'em in action at the world martial arts tournament. First there's Goku, then there's Yamcha, and Krillin.

You know Goku?

Know him? I'm his trainer. Yeah. Goku's definitely our best man. That is, if he makes it back in time.

Good thing it's over. Isn't it?

Well, at this particular moment, things are looking pretty good. I don't think he's enjoying himself.

Wow, how cool! Standing together. The Earth's greatest defenders.

Not quite. That didn't stop him. Just slowed him down a little. I think he'll be coming back soon.

Uh...you sure?

Uhuh.

See you Goku. Looks like you got it all under control! [Yajirobe runs away]