Zach quotes from Desperate Housewives

Bree (after telling Zach the story of her mother's death.): I've never told anyone that story before.

Zach

Well, those are the most interesting ones. The stories that we never tell anyone.

Susan (chuckles): Listen, I know being dramatic is the birthright of every teenager, but come on...

Zach

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Susan (harshly): Thank you, Zach. You have just made this really easy for me. You are now forbidden from seeing or talking to my daughter ever again. And if you come within ten feet of her, I will call the police, and I will have you arrested! Now get out!