Desperate Housewives · Season 1
“Your Fault” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (2), Gabrielle Solis (2), Rex Van de Kamp (2), Zach (1)
Hey!
I'm not speaking to you.
Didn’t like the settlement talks, huh?
You only demanded the good china because you know I love it.
You take our timeshare in Aspen, and I'm vindictive? Come on! You'll hardly ever use that place!
Hardly? How about never!
I mean, fine. When I move out, I’m going to use your good china for take out food. Yeah. pizza, spare ribs...
You know what? At our next settlement talks, I plan on asking for your golf clubs!
Isn’t divorce fun?
Susan (chuckles): Listen, I know being dramatic is the birthright of every teenager, but come on...
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Susan (harshly): Thank you, Zach. You have just made this really easy for me. You are now forbidden from seeing or talking to my daughter ever again. And if you come within ten feet of her, I will call the police, and I will have you arrested! Now get out!
John, you're a toy. A sweet dumb toy. So you might as well go to college, because me and you? No future!
What do you say Bree, do we send the vultures home?
I want to keep the club membership. Rex is terrible at tennis and hates buffets.
I've tried poor but happy. Guess what? Wasn't that happy!
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