So these tennis lessons we're taking. How are we doing?
My back hand is improving immensely, but you're still having problems with your serve.
Of course.
“Pretty Little Picture” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (4), Susan Delfino (4), Lynette Scavo (2), Gabrielle Solis (2), Paul (2), Rex Van de Kamp (1), John (1), Karl Mayer (1)
Can I be frank?
Of course.
I don't care what her reasons were. Maybe she was depressed. Maybe she was bored. It doesn't matter. She abandoned her husband and her son. And I'll never forgive her.
How was school?
I got an A minus in biology.
Show me what you learned.
Lynette?
I'm in.
I'll make braised lamb shanks.
I'm still in.
You didn't put in an obituary?
I've been busy.
Maybe when you die, I won't put in an obituary.
How could we have all forgotten about this?
We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies the party is off.
Lynette!
I'm not being flip, I'm just pointing out a reality.
The heart wants what it wants.
Well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself!
(to Ashley, about kissing,) And some people kiss their friends, it's like a high-five on the lips!
Rex cries after he ejaculates.
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