I love to try out new recipes before the holidays. That way if the cookbook has it wrong, I can fix it.
“Come In, Stranger” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (5), Rex Van de Kamp (3), Lynette Scavo (2), Susan Delfino (2), Zach (1)
He could've been a sexual predator.
And he ended up at Mrs. Frome's? That's a lose-lose situation.
You can tell them how beautifully behaved the twins are.
So you want me to lie?
I thought that was understood.
Oh come on, I'm staying at a motel, I haven't had a decent meal in weeks.
Honey, the marriage counseling may not work out, you need to get used to bad cooking.
Rex. The truth is, with the kids gone, I'll be all by myself in this house for the first time in seventeen years.
Honey, I know it's hard to hear, but the marriage counseling might not work out. You need to get used to being alone.
You're right. That was hard to hear.
MSMama Solis
Excuse my daughter-in-law. She's very fulfilled.
Did you bat your eyes? You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes.
Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down.
I hate to bother you while you're um...working, but do you have change for a 5? Preferably in quarters.
PProstitute
If I got paid in quarters I must be doing something wrong!
Bree (after telling Zach the story of her mother's death.): I've never told anyone that story before.
Well, those are the most interesting ones. The stories that we never tell anyone.
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