Paul quotes from Desperate Housewives

Paul

Can I be frank?

Susan

Of course.

Paul

I don't care what her reasons were. Maybe she was depressed. Maybe she was bored. It doesn't matter. She abandoned her husband and her son. And I'll never forgive her.

Zach

You didn't put in an obituary?

Paul

I've been busy.

Zach

Maybe when you die, I won't put in an obituary.

Paul

I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister's safe return.

Felicia

Oh, I seriously doubt that.