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It was nice talking with you, Dr. Van de Kamp.
Please, you're dating my wife! Call me Rex!
“Move On” · Season 1
In this episode: Felicia (2), Bree Van de Kamp (1), Susan Delfino (1), Edie Britt (1), Rex Van de Kamp (1), Paul (1)
I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister's safe return.
Oh, I seriously doubt that.
Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one is missing.
Loved one? Oh, Edie, let me be clear about this. I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman and the day she died, this world became a better place.
Do me a favor, Rex. Please don't mistake my anal-retentiveness for actual affection.
Mike, guess what? I love you.
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