Lynette Scavo quotes from Desperate Housewives

Lynette Scavo

So, Parker how's that science project you've been working on? [Cops ring the door bell and arrest Porter.]

Lynette Scavo

Yes, sweetie, we are.

Lynette Scavo

Oh boy, I think I know what this is about. Things have been tough down at the restaurant and I think your dad has finally decided to sell it.

Lynette Scavo

I don't know, that's why we all have to be really supportive. Are you with me?

Lynette Scavo

Not yet.

Lynette Scavo

Just know that we're 100% behind you.

Lynette Scavo

Tom, what the hell are you talking about?

Lynette

You're putting us in the cheapest nursing home you can find. Yeah, I got it.

Lynette Scavo

She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!

Lynette Scavo

Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.

Lynette

(turns off the football game Preston and Porter are watching) Boys, watch the game upstairs while I have little chat with Susan.

Lynette

[after Frank dies] I didn’t want Frank in my house when he was alive. Now you want me to hang out with his corpse?

Listen, it seems to me like you have some anger management issues.

Lynette

I have four kids under the age of six. I absolutely have anger management issues.

Susan

Lynette?

Lynette

I'm in.

Bree

I'll make braised lamb shanks.

Lynette

I'm still in.

Susan

How could we have all forgotten about this?

Lynette

We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies the party is off.

Bree

Lynette!

Lynette

I'm not being flip, I'm just pointing out a reality.