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Listen, it seems to me like you have some anger management issues.
I have four kids under the age of six. I absolutely have anger management issues.
“Ah, But Underneath” · Season 1
In this episode: Susan Delfino (4), Gabrielle Solis (3), Julie (2), Bree Van de Kamp (1), Lynette Scavo (1), Edie Britt (1)
Julie? Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night.
He did? Cool.
But only I'm going. Because you're gonna come down with something semi-serious that requires bed-rest and fluids.
So now you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?
Yeah, well, if Edie's gonna be there, I'm gonna need emotional support.
Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive.
Shut up, Julie!
If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out.
I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
How's that going?
Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?
I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?
I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast.
Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there.
That's a good idea. Edie will get there at 05:45, which means her breasts will arrive at 05:30, so I should shoot for five.
It's the age old question, isn't it? How much do we really want to know about our neighbors?
Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house.
Oh God, look at all these things, all these beautiful things that my ex-husbands worked so hard for, burnt to a crisp.
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