Trent quotes from Daria

You'd never catch me in a job like that.

Daria

[thinking] Because it falls under the category of employment.

Trent

Hey, man, we're artists. Who knows where we'll be in five years.

Daria

[thinking] Still living over your parent's garage?

Jane

[loud whisper] Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it. If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.

We've got a vision.

Trent

Eyes on the prize, man. Eyes on the prize.

Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.

Trent

No way.

Jane

'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying. [looks at Daria] Well, someone had to pick up the slack!

Jane

Come back at 6.

It is 6.

Jane

Then how come you're so damn chipper?!

Trent

We thought it would be smarter to stay up all night than try to wake up early.

Trent

[answering the phone] Hello? No, Daria's not here. You want the Morgendorffers.

Jake

Gah! Aah! I am the Morgendorffers!

Helen

[takes the phone from Jake] Calm down, Jake! Hello? Trent? You haven't seen the girls?...Are your parents there?...Are they in town at all?...Have you done anything to prepare for this hurricane?...Yes, hurricane! Trent, I want you to come over and wait for the girls here. You'll be safer...Then put some on! And get over here now, young man! [hangs up] Doesn't anybody in this town wear pants anymore?

Trent

Listen, I got to get to rehearsal. I'm late.

Daria

How do you know? You don't wear a watch.

Trent

I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me.

Daria

You know, Trent, somehow that makes perfect sense.

Trent

Sorry again about you know... everything.

Daria

That's okay.

Trent

All right then, Daria. [kisses Daria on the cheek and leaves] See you around.

Daria

See ya.

Trent

Max, can't you look any more existential?

Existential? You said nihilistic.

I feel like I should be doing something. [after a beat, waves]

Daria

Shouldn't he have a sign that says, "Hi, Mom."

Jane

Uh, Jesse? Why don't you, um, cue the fog machine.

It's gonna blow!

Daria

Wow. Real life drama.

Jane

[pats camera] And I got every second of it.

Trent

Whoa, canary yellow!

Hi, I'm Nathan. Jane's escort for the evening. You must be Trent. It's great to finally meet you.

Trent

Yeah. Same here. [looks Nathan over] You, um, dress like that every day?

Sure. Do you?

Trent

What?

Dress like that? I mean, the 60s are over.

Trent

The 40s were over first.

Maybe, but great style is timeless.

Trent

That's exactly what I was going to say. Thanks.