Jesse quotes from Daria

[thinking] Because it falls under the category of employment.

Hey, man, we're artists. Who knows where we'll be in five years.

[thinking] Still living over your parent's garage?

[loud whisper] Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it. If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.

JJesse

We've got a vision.

Eyes on the prize, man. Eyes on the prize.

JJesse

Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.

No way.

'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying. [looks at Daria] Well, someone had to pick up the slack!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Jesse and Trent try to wake up Jane and Daria]

Come back at 6.

JJesse

It is 6.

Then how come you're so damn chipper?!

We thought it would be smarter to stay up all night than try to wake up early.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Max, can't you look any more existential?

MMax

Existential? You said nihilistic.

JJesse

I feel like I should be doing something. [after a beat, waves]

[Daria and Jane appears with video camera]

Shouldn't he have a sign that says, "Hi, Mom."

Uh, Jesse? Why don't you, um, cue the fog machine.

[Jesse reaches over rail and turns on "Big Fog" fog machine. It begins to emit smoke, and knocks. Smoke envelopes the band, causing all to cough]

NNick

It's gonna blow!

[Band runs away from gazebo moments before fog machine explodes, leaving a column of smoke where it was]

Wow. Real life drama.