Max, can't you look any more existential?
MMax
Existential? You said nihilistic.
I feel like I should be doing something. [after a beat, waves]
[Daria and Jane appears with video camera]
Shouldn't he have a sign that says, "Hi, Mom."
Uh, Jesse? Why don't you, um, cue the fog machine.
[Jesse reaches over rail and turns on "Big Fog" fog machine. It begins to emit smoke, and knocks. Smoke envelopes the band, causing all to cough]
NNick
It's gonna blow!
[Band runs away from gazebo moments before fog machine explodes, leaving a column of smoke where it was]
Wow. Real life drama.
[pats camera] And I got every second of it.
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