So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?
Weird, ha?
Well, I race cockroaches.
S3 E18Precious Metal
What happened to your enthuasism, Greg?
Well, everytime I make a DNA match in here my world gets a little smaller. Out there I felt large.
Out there... means a pay cut.
It's not about the money.
That's good to know.
DDoorman
Sorry, 5 dollars to get in.
[Pointing to his badge] I got a coupon.
S3 E19A Night At The Movies
What do you think caused these marks?
Give me more time. I'm not a miracle worker.
Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude.
I wasn't being rude. I was being curt. Rude would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends?
No.
Hi. What'd I miss?
Murder, seduction, deceit -- the usual.
Mm. This one of your favorites?
Actually, I'm not a big fan of noir.
Okay. Well, what do you like?
I like silent movies.
S3 E20Last Laugh
I'm chasing something that Gil Grissom isn't interested in ... a hunch.
You sure you don't want me to do this?
Are you kidding? I live for this. I mean, Shelley Stark and I are the same height and weight.
Yeah, but you're taller, thinner.
Oh, butter that toast, Nick.
Oh, Dougie Max was poisoned.
To the max.
It's physically impossible to absorb a fatal dose of cocaine through the penis.
Cite your source.
Did you hear the one about the comedian who died onstage?
Ba-dum-bum
I'll be here all week.
We have a bigger problem than we thought we did.
Why are you looking at me?
I'm not looking at you.
Yes you are!
Okay...
What do you see?
Nothing.
What are you looking for?
A punchline?
Ba-dum-bum.
S3 E21Forever
I'm gonna find out what Rone's mothers maiden name is.
What's his mother got to do with it?
She may have sold me my engagement ring.
S3 E22Play with Fire
Nevada State Correctional Facility. Pretty casual for a prison.
It's medium-security...
...for nicer criminals.
[laughing] Right.
You got a minute?
I was just leaving.
Yeah, the schedule says you're off tonight.
I am.
Me too.
You should be on paid leave.
I'm fine.
You were fortunate and I'm not talking about the explosion.
You, uh, you talked to Brass.
And Nick.
We got the guy.
Is that all you have to say?
Would you like to have dinner with me?
No.
Why not? Let's... let's have dinner... let's see what happens.
Sara... I don't know what to do about this.
I do... you know by the time you figure it out, it really could be too late.
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