I'm chasing something that Gil Grissom isn't interested in ... a hunch.
“Last Laugh” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Catherine Willows (5), Jim Brass (3), Gil Grissom (2), Nick Stokes (1), Sara Sidle (1), Greg Sanders (1), David Hodges (1)
You sure you don't want me to do this?
Are you kidding? I live for this. I mean, Shelley Stark and I are the same height and weight.
Yeah, but you're taller, thinner.
Oh, butter that toast, Nick.
Oh, Dougie Max was poisoned.
To the max.
It's physically impossible to absorb a fatal dose of cocaine through the penis.
Cite your source.
Did you hear the one about the comedian who died onstage?
Ba-dum-bum
I'll be here all week.
We have a bigger problem than we thought we did.
Why are you looking at me?
I'm not looking at you.
Yes you are!
Okay...
What do you see?
Nothing.
What are you looking for?
A punchline?
Ba-dum-bum.
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