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SEASON 3

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 3

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Season 3 quotes

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S3 E2The Accused Is Entitled

[when Tonya's body is found] Did, uh, Tom Haviland ever play a boxer? Girl's face looks like hamburger meat.

Looks like uncontrollable rage to me.

Grissom, you might want to come down here.

Just say it, Nick.

Beans and franks. Tonya's a man.

Looks like that old Hollywood saying: "Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy." So, let's see Tom's in bed with what he thinks are two girls. He reaches down on one, becomes very confused. Most guys would have just cleared the room and gargled with whiskey. But Movie Boy, who brags about doing his own stunts, couldn't take the thought of having a man in his bed, so he freaked out.

[to Grissom] You're not running evidence. Or have you changed your mind? [Grissom doesn't say anything] By the way, tell your mother I say 'Hello' next time you talk. I was so impressed that night we all had dinner. The sign language... how you interpreted for her. Fluid, didn't miss a beat.

What'd you do, subpoena my doctor?

Knowing your genetic predisposition for hearing loss?

You've become a bottom feeder, Philip.

Your work is dependent upon your five senses. The fact that you're losing one of yours wouldn't bode well for any evidence you introduced.

You know, all those years I worked for you, you never got to know me at all, did you?

[to Nick] Remember, if you get stuck just maintain the same posture. If there's any adjustments, you're seen as squirming. It's going to make you look shifty.

Thanks, Cath. You know, I've done this before.

Well, I've done it longer.

[Catherine waits outside the courtroom on the bench and Nick comes out]

Damn!

What?

Damn, damn, damn. I forgot to put case identifiers on my dice photos.

Date, time and file number?

Yeah. [Catherine doesn't say anything] Don't look at me that way, okay? I wrote it down on the evidence envelope. I had to move fast. The casino manager wanted us out of there.

The dice places Tom at the murder. Victim's blood mixed with his saliva.

Damn! Why didn't I see that coming? Gambling?

Hey, we're all in Nevada. It's legal; don't worry about it.

Legal doesn't matter in there. You know the judge is going to throw out our blood evidence, right?

Truth is, it is compromised, Warrick.

The blood is fine. It's their methods that are dirty.

Your guys didn't get any extended body photos?

Chest, hands, arms right there.

I need lower extremities for comparison.

Hey, Marjorie Westcott blew in here and shut us down. She said if we wanted full body shots we were going to have to get a court order. So the D.A.'s working on it.

When, between testimony?

No kidding. Meanwhile, we're presenting half a case to a judge.

MWMarjorie Westcott

[to Sara] You date... you and Hank. You share a subtle communication. Did he move the bra to where you might have wanted it?

I didn't want it anywhere. I collect evidence without emotion.

MWMarjorie Westcott

You do get emotionally involved, though with the men on your cases. Hank Peddigrew isn't the first time.

Excuse me?

MWMarjorie Westcott

A murder investigation at the residence of one Charles Renteria. Eyewitness stated he saw you and your supervisor Gil Grissom standing alone outside and you were touching him in a romantic gesture.

I brushed chalk from his face.

MWMarjorie Westcott

Is that what they're calling it now?

PFProsecutor for CSI

Objection, your honor.

Drywall dust. We were looking for a body.

MWMarjorie Westcott

It's a fair question, your honor. Just how far will Ms. Sidle go on the evidence to please her boss, Gil Grissom, whether he returns her attentions or not?

Grissom... they're beating our heads in. Judge is going to dismiss... you can feel it.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

I'm not ahead of myself. I'm up there front and center taking hits along with the rest of CSI. You know, you've turned into a really lousy leader. I need your help, and you're on the sidelines.

Marjorie Westcott [to Catherine]: You took your clothes off for a living.

Catherine: For a very good living.

S3 E3Let the Seller Beware

Greg!

Yeah.

Take off your shoes and socks.

See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.

Your mother's maiden name was Hojem? Hojem is Norwegian, right?

That's right and you know my grandfather was tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married. To this day he still tells me, "Som man reder sa ligger man". [long pause] One must lie in the bed one has made.

That's true. Right foot first, please.

Are you sure you want me to do this? Things could get loud in here!

[Greg limps into Grissom's office wearing only socks] What did you do to me?

You had a reaction.

I'm Hazmat meat. Quarantine, here I come. [Greg pulls off the socks and puts both his feet up on Grissom's desk. Grissom examines Greg's right foot]

Your right foot, I swabbed with a placebo, regular tap water.

Yeah, well, I'm not worried about the right foot.

Left foot...eumycotic dermatitis.

Oh, great. It's probably fatal.

It's a mildew-induced skin rash.

[stares at Grissom] You infected me with mildew?

Here. Hydrocortisone. Follow the directions, clear it right up.

S3 E4A Little Murder

Cath? You all right? Don't let him get to you like that.

I was scared...and I still am. [Warrick puts his arms around Catherine] Don't tell anyone, okay?

You know what's really sad? This wasn't just a murder. It was a hate crime. Kevin Marcus hated himself.

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