[Greg limps into Grissom's office wearing only socks] What did you do to me?
You had a reaction.
I'm Hazmat meat. Quarantine, here I come. [Greg pulls off the socks and puts both his feet up on Grissom's desk. Grissom examines Greg's right foot]
Your right foot, I swabbed with a placebo, regular tap water.
Yeah, well, I'm not worried about the right foot.
Left foot...eumycotic dermatitis.
Oh, great. It's probably fatal.
It's a mildew-induced skin rash.
[stares at Grissom] You infected me with mildew?
Here. Hydrocortisone. Follow the directions, clear it right up.
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