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SEASON 11

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 11

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Season 11 quotes

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S11 E12A Kiss Before Frying

[to Greg] You did good.

Yeah, well, most bosses wouldn't have given me the chance to make it right.

Oh, make no mistake. I'm pissed off at you, Greg. You disappeared on us, you walked into an ambush, you almost got yourself killed and then you left the scene of a crime.

Am I on suspension?

You should be. [pauses] But I'm the last one who should be throwing stones. I've been blinded by lust once or twice. Just do me a favor. The next time you get the hots for a mysterious babe, let me check her out for you. I got an eye for the rotten ones.

Deal. Catherine?

Yeah?

Why do the rotten ones smell so good?

S11 E13The Two Mrs. Grissoms

[about the burned body] Gonna be hard to burrito him like that.

I could put him in the passenger seat of the van. Then we could use the car pool lane.

Always looking for the silver lining, eh, David?

Yeah. That's me.

[about Mrs. Grissom] She's very hard to get close to. She questions everything. She's got to be right about everything. She's mostly unavailable.

[chuckles] Sorry.

What?

Oh, it's... you just described Grissom. Like mother, like son.

[about Julia] She also made it perfectly clear that she would not continue with the interview until I was out of the room. What did Brass say?

What do you think? He wants you off the case. I said no. I told him that you're a professional, and completely capable of being objective.

Thanks.

You are capable of being professional and objective, right?

Yes, I am.

So anyway, how was your week? What'd you do?

Well, I almost got blown up twice. I accused your ex-girlfriend of murder. And, oh, I-I told off your mother.

Oh, good. You kept busy.

Yeah. See what happens when you stand me up?

S11 E14All That Cremains

Instead of coming back for her stuff, she comes back for revenge.

Well, revenge is one thing, but, uh, shoving his dead wife's ashes down his throat and slicing him up, that's a monster.

It's always very difficult to accept the truth about people. Especially about people that we love. Denying it doesn't make it go away.

S11 E15Targets of Obsession

[Vivian, Nate Haskell's self-proclaimed "fiancee", has been watching Nate's trial along with a group of other women who admire him. She approaches Raymond Langston outside the courtroom, during a recess.]

VVivian

Well, you heard that expert - he's not responsible for his actions. Besides, the love of a good woman can change any man.

Well, why don't you tell that to the seven women that we found buried under his floorboards?

[Vivian doesn't reply, but walks away when one of the other women in her group invites her to join their "prayer circle". Jim Brass walks past them and greets Raymond.]

[sarcastic] I see you've met the Brides of Haskell.

How you doing?

I'm still in one piece.

Well, you should probably get checked out anyway.

That's usually my line.

[laughs] Hey, you're always taking care of me. How about I take care of you for a change?

Okay. Thanks, Nicky.

S11 E16Turn On, Tune In, Drop Dead

ADr. Aden

San Francisco girl, huh? Left my heart, and half my cerebral cortex in Frisco. You ever see The Dead play the Fillmore?

No, uh... too busy with the dead everywhere else.

ADr. Aden

Lucky you.

ADr. Aden

Knowledge demands its payment.

It's always nice when somebody picks up the bill for you, though.

You know what I believe? I believe that people that bring suffering and pain into this world should have it repaid to them tenfold, either in this world or the next one.

Careful. Evil has a way of making friends with the good and dragging them into the darkness.

S11 E17The List

[to prisoners] Listen up! I want your sneakers! I want your jumps! I want your DNA! I want to see your hands! I want to see your eyes! This man you killed was a cop! So there will be consequences! Prison will not protect you!

S11 E18Hitting for the Cycle

You know, when a man lets his wife down, loses her, sometimes he can lose himself. When your marriage fails, what no one tells us is that it makes us feel like we've failed somehow.

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