[about the burned body] Gonna be hard to burrito him like that.
I could put him in the passenger seat of the van. Then we could use the car pool lane.
Always looking for the silver lining, eh, David?
Yeah. That's me.
“The Two Mrs. Grissoms” · Season 11, Episode 13
In this episode: Sara Sidle (3), Catherine Willows (2), Gil Grissom (1), Ray Langston (1), David Phillips (1)
[about Mrs. Grissom] She's very hard to get close to. She questions everything. She's got to be right about everything. She's mostly unavailable.
[chuckles] Sorry.
What?
Oh, it's... you just described Grissom. Like mother, like son.
[about Julia] She also made it perfectly clear that she would not continue with the interview until I was out of the room. What did Brass say?
What do you think? He wants you off the case. I said no. I told him that you're a professional, and completely capable of being objective.
Thanks.
You are capable of being professional and objective, right?
Yes, I am.
So anyway, how was your week? What'd you do?
Well, I almost got blown up twice. I accused your ex-girlfriend of murder. And, oh, I-I told off your mother.
Oh, good. You kept busy.
Yeah. See what happens when you stand me up?
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