I have the motive for murder. Queue the banjo music.
S12 E10Genetic Disorder
Al, we need to talk.
Judy, I need to believe in you, in us. And if we talk and I'm not convinced, it will be gone.
I'm just saying when I play "Sexual Healing" its foreplay.
Playing it for yourself doesn't count.
You've got to prepare yourself; it's only going to get worse.
You need to prepare yourself to be wrong. You past is clouding your judgment and I expect more than that from you.
A cheating wife and her dead lover, do you see something I don't?
Yeah, a crime scene that has yet to be processed.
S12 E11Ms. Willows Regrets
(about the beetles) It's amazing. They picked it clean in less than an hour.
Yeah, they eat even faster than you.
S12 E12Willows in the Wind
I tendered my resignation. For real this time. You are all family which is why this is the hardest decision I've ever made. I mean, how could I leave this place? How could I leave all of you? But not only are you in great hands, but you are a rock-solid, bad-ass team of criminalists and don't ever forget it.
We all just love you, Catherine. And, you know, even though you're leaving, you'll always be here with us, always.
S12 E13Tressed to Kill
You ever see that Japanese movie "The Ring" about that creepy girl who lives in a well and vomits hair?
I thought the only Japanese culture that you knew about was octopus porn.
He took her eyes. That sick bastard. Why?
Hell with why. I want to know who.
S12 E14Seeing Red
Finn (to D.B.): I want to have some ground rules.
Okay.
All right, number one, you are not to call me Jules in front of other people. It is Finn.
Finn.
Number two, we are never going to talk about the past.
Sounds to me like you want to live in the moment.
And when that Zen crap starts, we need to have a safe word.
Pick one.
Uhm. "Stop." Would that work?
You got it.
S12 E15Stealing Home
Well, I've been walking around this place the last couple days, trying to find the problem. This place is like a family. You've got the best of the best.
That's true.
So, why? Why'd you bring me here?
Best of the best can always get better.
S12 E16CSI Unplugged
How do you do it?
Do what?
Never lose faith.
Some things I hide better than you do.
S12 E17Trends with Benefits
So, Pete was in your office last night, and the two of you got into a fight.
LProfessor Laudner
Yeah. That's none of your business.
You're pulling the privacy card. Wow. After you made a career out of exposing everyone else's business. That's a little hypocritical, don't you think?
LProfessor Laudner
Guilty.
S12 E18Malice in Wonderland
Ecklie (to Morgan): If you think about it, a wedding's a pretty good place to rob, huh?
You'd be the wedding expert, I guess.
Your mom's a multiple offender too, you know.
But her second one stuck.
Finn (to Ecklie & D.B.): I, uh, found some other stolen things in the ambulance, and if it's okay with you two, I'd like to return one tiny piece of evidence.
On what grounds?
It has sentimental value.
I didn't know you had sentiments.
I didn't say they were mine.
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