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I know why Ecklie brought you in. Clearly, as a supervisor, I was too close to my team. I allowed one of them to walk into a house with a serial killer.
Right. What are you saying?
I'm saying that you can't let Sara walk through that same door. You are the supervisor now. You've gotta protect the team.
D.B. (to Oscar): So, this is a bullet-proof suit. Guess it comes with a lifetime guarantee?
Yeah. You get shot and they fix it for free.
Morgan (to Nick): What do you gotta do to pull the primo cases?
Well, if you ask me, they're all primo. And hey, look at the bright side, you get to work with me.
That's the bright side?
(laughs) Oh...
I'm not saying I don't like Vegas. I'm just saying L.A. clearly owns it in a number of key categories. Vegas has no heart, no history...
No history?
No taxes ought to quiet your complaint.
No ocean.
All right, Morgan, I'll give you the ocean.
And the weather and the Lakers. And the ability to walk down the street without being handed full-frontal business cards.
Okay, but if you think L.A. beats Vegas at night, you need professional help.
Oh! You offering your services?
(to Catherine about how his wife was his first and only love and experience): Yeah, somethings are simple like that.
What color is the horse? (nobody answers) Really? No, it's a famous story. A traffic accident near a ranch, right? Several cars and a horse are involved. The horse is severely injured and the officer at the scene wants to put him out of his misery with his .357. Unfortunately, the bullet ricochets off the horse's skull and hits an officer standing nearby. Kills him dead as a doornail. And when this is all reported to the chief, the only question he asks, "What color's the horse?" There were seasoned investigators all over that scene for hours, taking notes, gathering evidence, but nobody noted the color of the horse.
If you miss one small detail, then who knows what else you've missed. 'Cause you never know what's important.
Cool story, huh?
That is a good story.
Messy stabbing, messy scene, clean getaway. Like the killer just vanished.
Bloody Mary.
Well, yeah, there's an empty bottle of vodka on the bed.
No, not the drink, the ghost. You stand in front of a mirror, lights out, you say your name three times and she bursts through the glass and kills you.
Are we at a crime scene or a 7th grade sleepover?
D.B. (to Greg): Hey, how did swab-a-palooza go?
Uh, 200 party guests, all swabbed, printed and checked for spatter. All clean.
Well, maybe you'll have more luck at your next case. I want you to restock your kit and go meet Morgan at the park motel. (Greg walks away smiling) It's a scene, not a date, you wacky kid.
I tell my daughter every morning; if he wears a badge he's wrong for you.
And what if your wife's father had said the same thing?
Actually, he did.
Like a CB Radio on steroids.
What's a CB Radio?
[glares]
Gotcha!
Find anything
Afraid not..
OK
no, no, no... a frayed knot.. a piece of string tied into a knot hung in the magazine and well... it was frayed.
Those are the stolen supplies you're talking about?
That's the problem we are here to fix
How many are we talking about? Give me a number.
144
144 of these!! That's not a problem, that's a war zone.
We know he was shot in the kitchen, wrapped in a shower curtain and brought here.
Where he was shot again... and again..
No body, no suspects, but if you're in the market for a murder weapon.. pick one
I'm sorry for not believing you,
I'm sorry for keeping secrets, I wanted it to be a surprise.
You certainly did that.
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