I'm not saying I don't like Vegas. I'm just saying L.A. clearly owns it in a number of key categories. Vegas has no heart, no history...
No history?
No taxes ought to quiet your complaint.
No ocean.
All right, Morgan, I'll give you the ocean.
And the weather and the Lakers. And the ability to walk down the street without being handed full-frontal business cards.
Okay, but if you think L.A. beats Vegas at night, you need professional help.
Oh! You offering your services?
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