Robert Harris. Does that name mean anything?
Yeah, especially if you bet against me.
S2 E3Overload
Bobby Dawson's taking odds. 2:1 Grissom's wrong, 5:1 he gets suspended for shutting down the jail house, 10:...
Fired?
[To the Sheriff] You look like the Sheriff, but you talk like the Mayor.
S2 E4Bully for You
Who said the shooter was scared?
Shot him in the back.
With his zipper down and his hands otherwise engaged.
Yeah. We're looking for a coward.
You smell like death.
I've heard.
You know ... a real man wouldn't mind.
Hey Sara what were you in high school?
Science Nerd.
You changed, you still smell.
Anyone touch the bag since?
HHank
With that smell?
I thought you Emergency Service guys were tougher than that.
HHank
Hey, I'm plenty tough.
Down, boy. It was a joke.
(to Sara) Nothing like flirting over a D.B. (laughs)
So how's your new toy working out?
It's been downsized.
Bummer. I know how you wanted to see that thing work.
Well, it's the same difference, really. Air is drawn into the last tube the chalk absorbs the chemicals from the air. And mass spec will break it down at the lab.
So why did you need the expensive one in the first place?
'Cause it was cool. (Cath smiles at his honesty)
'Nick: Shut up. She was not.
I saw her in action.
Really?
Yeah, she was.
Catherine?
(walks in and smiles) I was what?
I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school.
A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot.
No.
No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress.
(smiling) Like you, Nick, huh? (Cath puts a hand on his shoulder for emphasis, he gets it. And sits down) Oh, Nick...what were you in high school?
Me? I was, uh...I was "dependable".
Dependable.
Mmhmm.
Dependable jock, dependable stoner?
No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.
What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular. (Cath laughs. Sara walks into the break room)
Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot.
Great. (gathers things and gets up)
Hey Sara, what were you in high school?
Science nerd. (Nick walks past her and sniffs)
You changed? (whispers) But you still smell. Let's go. (they leave)
So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you?
Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses.
You?
Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls.
The girls didn't even notice your eyes?
No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names.
Aww, well, what do they know? They're your best feature.
(Sara is working on the decomp and Hank finds her in the lab, and she excuses herself for a minute)
Give me a mint.
(laughs) You're going to need more than one.
Just give me.
Let me guess. Decomp in an enclosed space?
Yeah.
Yeah, in a zip bag.
Lemons.
What?
Use lemons. (Grissom mimics squeezing lemons on his own head to demonstrate what he means)
From the sound of it, I'd say he's been dead about two months.
Sound? (David shakes the bag, liquid sloshes around inside it)
So were you a jock or a brain?
I was a ghost.
S2 E5Scuba Doobie-Doo
What's your pulse at now?
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