What happened to good old dusting for prints?
When your crime scene is 12 stories up I don't want to take any chances.
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Naked kid under a blanket at his shrink's late at night and his mother's there.
Your case just entered a whole new dimension of weird.
You're racing me, Nick. We're driving the same car. (Nick keeps walking down the hallway) Nick! (he keeps walking) Nick, I'll have you removed from the case. You're confronting suspects before the evidence is processed. You're flying solo, cutting me out. What's going on?
(takes a deep breath) Okay. There are some people you're supposed to be able to trust, you know? I was nine. And she was a last-minute baby-sitter. (Catherine's stunned) All I can remember doing afterwards is sitting in my room in the dark, staring at the door waiting for my mom to get home. But I've never told anyone before.
I'm sorry.
It's what makes a person, I guess. I'm sorry, Catherine.
Hey, is that from the deli?
Egg salad sandwich. You want half?
No. Can I have your pickle?
You can have it.
Oh, that's a nice one.
You turned my pickle into a light bulb.
I'm electrocuting it.
You sure are.
That would explain that smell.
You know this is how I cooked my hot dogs in college.
We quit before we should have.
Yeah, you did.
FYI, 30 swabs in six hours is not realistic even for me.
You're racing me Nick. We're driving the same car.
Actions have consequences, Gil, even yours.
[To Grissom] So you just proved murder.
I wouldn't break out that champagne just yet. Don't go shooting the messenger. Thumb print from the nail.
What's the matter with you?
I'm on a case.
We're on a case.
Right...
You want his blood?
One pint. To go.
I think I smell something burning in the DNA lab. I'd love to stay and chat...
Greg, I hopes that's not the crossword puzzle.
Cheese, milk, sweaters. What do these things have in common?
Goat cheese, goat milk.
Goat sweaters?
Angora.
Ding, ding, ding.
[about Grissom talking to Brass] What was that about?
Ah, we're in a bowling league together.
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