Would you mind if I took a picture for my bite collection?
WBWalt Braun
Whatever rubs your Buddha.
S2 E1Burked
Did you try this coffee?
Mm-mm.
The last cup I had tasted like motor oil.
[Greg runs in]
Oh, don't touch it. That's my pot!
Your pot?
Yeah, you know, from my own private stash. Blue Hawaiian -- $40 a pound. Only grown a couple times a year on the Big Island hand-picked to perfection.
Good. You're using my water so I guess that makes it community coffee.
S2 E2Chaos Theory
Well, this is one way to get her DNA. Bring me her whole life.
It's called zeal, Greg.
Or overkill.
It's called protocol. Let's get on with it.
Friedrich Miescher requests my presence?
Figured out my code huh? Well you know my boy, Freddie, discovered DNA.
He's been dead a hundred years, Greg.
HMHenry McFadden
Paige and I dated once or twice. She wasn't my type. If you haven't noticed... I'm in the system now. The talent pool's pretty deep.
She dumped you!
We told them what happened.
Yeah. But we didn't give them what they needed... closure.
Truth brings closure.
Not always.
No one can predict more than a few seconds into the future.
I predict I'll still be standing here one minute from now.
Where are we going with this?
Paige was in her dorm room and then ended up in the dumpster. Somewhere between her dorm room and the dumpster is our answer. That's where we're going. Coming, Nick?
[to Nick] Nice try, Nostradamus.
Where you been?
I can't be everywhere, Warrick and they've banned human cloning.
[To Greg] Are we paying you by the word?
You showered.
Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant.
[studying a surveillance tape and inadvertently blocking Catherine's view]) Yeah? Well ... I can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?
A five-foot-eleven workaholic.
You know, it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.
Five Hundred Dollars. That's huge money at her age if you actually get it. That's a big college racket, like buying books back.
Why would anyone want to sell their books?
People don't vanish, Jim. It's a molecular impossibility.
S2 E3Overload
Man versus Gravity. Man lost.
Suicide, huh? I don't know, Brian. On the day you decide to end your life, why would you go to work?
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