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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 2, Episode 2

“Chaos Theory” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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“Chaos Theory” · Season 2, Episode 2

In this episode: Gil Grissom (9), Catherine Willows (3), Nick Stokes (3), Sara Sidle (2), Greg Sanders (2), Warrick Brown (2)

Well, this is one way to get her DNA. Bring me her whole life.

It's called zeal, Greg.

Or overkill.

It's called protocol. Let's get on with it.

Friedrich Miescher requests my presence?

Figured out my code huh? Well you know my boy, Freddie, discovered DNA.

He's been dead a hundred years, Greg.

HMHenry McFadden

Paige and I dated once or twice. She wasn't my type. If you haven't noticed... I'm in the system now. The talent pool's pretty deep.

She dumped you!

No one can predict more than a few seconds into the future.

I predict I'll still be standing here one minute from now.

Where are we going with this?

Paige was in her dorm room and then ended up in the dumpster. Somewhere between her dorm room and the dumpster is our answer. That's where we're going. Coming, Nick?

[to Nick] Nice try, Nostradamus.

You showered.

Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant.

[studying a surveillance tape and inadvertently blocking Catherine's view]) Yeah? Well ... I can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?

A five-foot-eleven workaholic.

You know, it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.

Five Hundred Dollars. That's huge money at her age if you actually get it. That's a big college racket, like buying books back.

Why would anyone want to sell their books?

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