CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 2, Episode 1
“Burked” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Gil Grissom (4), Catherine Willows (4), Jim Brass (4), Greg Sanders (3), Nick Stokes (2), Warrick Brown (1), Sam Braun (1)
Black tar heroin. This is the difference between a Cadillac and a Pinto.
How would you know?
It's my job. I count at least six balloons, and that's just in the bedroom. The dealer must have come down the chimney. It's like Christmas in July here. Not that Braun even needed any more drugs.
Yeah, looks like the guy had a pill for everything. Can you get a print off those balloons?
I can get a print off the air.
I told you I dropped them down the bathroom sink.
First time I heard that.
Look, I took two, gave Tony two and I accidentally dropped fifteen or twenty down the sink. It was an accident. You know, an accident? Haven't you ever spilled a drink?
Not lately. We found fifty Xanax in Tony's stomach.
Don't pin that on me. I'd left.
I'll tell you what you left -- your fingerprints all over the prescription bottle.
I went to the pharmacy waited in line picked up the prescription signed for it brought it back to the house. You know, Tony did nothing for himself except work and get high.
Got you a brand-new Mercedes, didn't it?
Yes, it did. And it'll buy me the dress I wear at Tony's funeral, too.
Look, when you left your half a house where did you go?
A friend's.
Well, let's get her on the line.
She's out of town.
Let me guess -- she's incommunicado.
That means you can't reach her? Yeah.
In the last 48 hours have you been anywhere else besides those two places?
No. My life's pretty routine.
It might just get a little more routine.
[to Grissom] Is this part of the Sherlock Holmes Fan Club Kit?
It's been 24 minutes, Greg. When is this thing going to be done?
Well, with all due respect sir, it's not a baked potato. Did I ever tell you I used to live in New York?
Is this going to be a short story or a novel?
[The mass spectrometer beeps and gives out the test results]
Excuse me. You know, heroin has a nine-minute half-life. After that, it metabolizes into morphine.
What's the 6-MAM count?
A hundred fifty-eight nanograms per mil. Definitely not lethal. The same with your Xanax. Quarter-mil tabs, hundred micrograms per liter. Again, not lethal. There's addicts walking around Times Square with more drugs in their system.
So Braun should still be walking around.
[Grissom turns to leave but stops]
...and the point of your New York story was...?
Oh, I was just going to tell you about another way to take heroin.. a suppository up the coolee. You just stand on your head, and then you let gravity...forget it!
Oh, is that alcohol on a bug bite? That's like butter on burns, man. Wives' tale.
Yeah, this is the guy who told me to put hemorrhoid cream on my acne.
Worked, didn't it?
I remember the first time I saw you. You didn't have any clothes on.
Yeah, well, that was a long time ago.
I would've taken you home right then if I could have.
I know, but you were married and I was a baby. It would've never worked!
Who is this?
It's Braun's squeeze. She's an ex-stripper too. Perhaps you two met in a professional capacity.
And, uh, where has she been the past 12 hours?
Uh, let's see. [he pulls out his notebook] Quote: "Out." Endquote.
[to a suspect] Newsflash, sweetheart. You can't make a deal if you keep your mouth shut.
Would you mind if I took a picture for my bite collection?
Whatever rubs your Buddha.
Did you try this coffee?
Mm-mm.
The last cup I had tasted like motor oil.
[Greg runs in]
Oh, don't touch it. That's my pot!
Your pot?
Yeah, you know, from my own private stash. Blue Hawaiian -- $40 a pound. Only grown a couple times a year on the Big Island hand-picked to perfection.
Good. You're using my water so I guess that makes it community coffee.
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