TV show quotes
First you take three dollops of goop and spread it evenly.
It's burning!
The warmth means it's working.
I didn't say warmth. It feels like you're welding my spine.
That also means it's working.
What do the red blotches mean?
It means it's time to shut up.
There's blotches?
No, now your whole back is red.
[turns around with her face completely red] Ow. Now it's really burning. My skin is on fire.
I'm glad that's not me.
Do me a favor put your neck between my hands.
Hey my knitters!
It's not a sex bench! It's a make-out bench. And it's not a make-out bench!
Whatever you say, Hef.
I was walking downtown, and what should I see? But Brent Leroy's Corner Gas tree!
So you wrote a poem about it?
Wow. That is a great-looking cake.
Chocolate double chocolate with chocolate icing. I've been serving it to Brent for 39 years.
You fed Brent cake when he was one?
Well, that's how we got him to walk.
No permit, no fireworks. Now, if you can gently carry them and very carefully place them in the trunk of the police car while I stand way over here, that'd be great.
Wanda is a scared! Wanda is a scared!
Walter has a beard! Walter Has a beard!
Is it taco?
No.
Ketchup?
No.
Napkin?
Yes.
You lying, sack of-
It wasn't napkin!
I thought you were offering me a napkin.
I just saw some kids who said Safety Pete was hilarious.
Yeah but you have to remember, kids are stupid.
So, what can I do for you?
We need your help.
It's about my dad.
I thought this day would come. All you have to do is sign these papers and he'll be committed.
And here you go.
Prepare to be blown away by the aural journey.
I thought Karen was the smut reader.
Our first order of business is-
I second that.
What?
Every motion should have a second.
Don't be so formal. Chair recognizes Lacey.
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