First you take three dollops of goop and spread it evenly.
It's burning!
The warmth means it's working.
I didn't say warmth. It feels like you're welding my spine.
That also means it's working.
What do the red blotches mean?
It means it's time to shut up.
There's blotches?
No, now your whole back is red.
[turns around with her face completely red] Ow. Now it's really burning. My skin is on fire.
I'm glad that's not me.
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