Did you see that? A mouse just ran across here it was as big as a gopher.
If it was as big as a gopher you know what it might've been.
It wasn't a gopher.
I was gonna say squirrel.
First you take three dollops of goop and spread it evenly.
It's burning!
The warmth means it's working.
I didn't say warmth. It feels like you're welding my spine.
That also means it's working.
What do the red blotches mean?
It means it's time to shut up.
There's blotches?
No, now your whole back is red.
[turns around with her face completely red] Ow. Now it's really burning. My skin is on fire.
I'm glad that's not me.
Do me a favor put your neck between my hands.
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