A character in Corner Gas
Played by Eric Peterson
Corner Gas · 223 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Corner Gas: in 72 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Emma (25), Brent (23), Wanda (9)
What's four times five?
19.
Oscar21.
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Oscar21.
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What's going on?
I asked them what four times five is.
Isn't that 20?
Yeah, Fitzy's right.
Oscar21.
19.
20.
OscarNo, that's it; I'm not doing it.
You're being cruel; I never ask you to do anything.
OscarWhat are you talking about. You ask me to do stuff all the time.
[In a flashback] Emma: Oscar, can you pass me the milk?
OscarAnd I got a lot more examples.
You don't know how it goes down! You don't even know when it goes down! It just went down and you didn't even know!
OscarYou don't know me, where I'm from, what my sass factor is!
3 and a half people! That's all you counted? You're both fired.
OscarYou don't know how it goes down on the street. You sit here behind your desk.
I don't have a desk! It's a door on two filing cabinets!
OscarOh, well you should have one, you're the mayor.
OscarSomething's different about these mashed potatoes.
That's because it's RICE.
OscarNeeds sour cream.
OscarWhat's with the brown ketchup?
Meet the new manager of the Dog River Pump 'N' Go.
OscarHave a nice day, jackass.
So whaddya think?
OscarI dunno. Where's the gotcha? Where's the water cooler? Maybe if you had an ostrich. You don't talk about it, it's just there. Ostrich. Think about it.
OscarHi, I'm Oscar Leroy and my show is called 'Not Peggy's Stupid Pets!'
So, what's your show about?
OscarWell, I'll tell you what it's not about. It's not about Peggy. It's not about pets, and it's not stupid! Got that jackass?
OscarDid you see that? A mouse just ran across here it was as big as a gopher.
If it was as big as a gopher you know what it might've been.
OscarIt wasn't a gopher.
I was gonna say squirrel.
OscarIt's not a sex bench! It's a make-out bench. And it's not a make-out bench!
Whatever you say, Hef.
OscarI was walking downtown, and what should I see? But Brent Leroy's Corner Gas tree!
So you wrote a poem about it?
Wanda is a scared! Wanda is a scared!
OscarWalter has a beard! Walter Has a beard!
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